Funny Names- Bleach Version

Author Note: Hello everyone! I would like everyone to know that for my story "The Secret" I will be updating within the next 3 days :D I am very sorry for the wait :D

Ok so let me explain the story behind these names:

I was reading an Inuyasha FanFic on my Ipod Touch, and my cousin saw one of the character's name, and was confused. So I explained Inuyasha too her, and since we were tired and hyper, we came up with silly names for the character of Inuyasha. When we were done with them, we needed to do MORE names. So I picked Bleach character's names, since I am currently watching it, and this is what we came up with :P We are NOT making fun of Bleach in anyway :D I LOVE Bleach, and I would never do that!

Disclaimer: I do not own any Bleach characters :(

Enjoy!

Bleach: Kills brain cells
Ichigo: Itch-on-the- go
Rukia: Riley
Orihime: oh-he's-mine

Byakuya- buy-a-kayak
Chad: Chad
Jushiro: just-leave-me-alone
Toshiro: tushy-roll
Gin: green
Aizen: Zen
Uryuu: Uterus
Urahara: you-a-hard-ass
Kong: thong
Rangiku: big-geeko
Momo: Homo
Kenpatchi Zaraki: I-Combat-Zac-Efron
Yamamoto: Ya-Mama/Hello-Moto
Shunsui: Super-Cheese
Yoruichi: You-Are-Itchy
Soifon: Soy-Flavoured-Fun
Izuru: Is-Made-Of-Poo
Rengi Abarai: Rung-With-Buttered-Rye
Sajin: Sad-Vergin
Kaname Tosen: Hammer-Them-Toes-In
Yachiru: Ya-Itchy-You
Yumichika: You-Me-Chicken
Maki Ichinose: Make-My-Itchy-Nose
Isshin: Is-Him

Author Note: And there you have it folks :D Remember this is just for fun! :D

Animeroxs Rin-Sess and Inu-Kag