Late Night Interveiw
Fiyero snuck into the dark dorm and walked over to Elphaba, who was sitting on the edge of her bed waiting for him.
"Ready?" He asked her in a hushed tone.
"Yeah," She answered as she rose and slowly began to sneak across the cold floor to Galinda's bed.
Quietly, Fiyaro pulled a tape recorder out of his pocket.
"And...Three...Two...One.. Welcome to another segment of Late Night Interview with me, Fiyaro, and Elphaba here to interview a certain Galinda. Not giving out last names so you have no idea who to go to when you want to ask a question about the show. There is a shoebox where you can leave ideas as to whom we should interview next." Fiyero said.
"And no to start the interview. Galinda, what is the name of your monkey's face?" Elphaba asked as Fiyero held the mic near her mouth. He then shifted the mic over to Galinda.
"Hades, the dolphin demon," Galinda said in a tired squeaky voice.
"Correct," Elphaba said. "Now, what is the name of the fourth candle from the blackboard?"
"Striped as an elephant purple as a backpack,"
"Correct, again. Who is it that you took with you through the time sphinxter at two hours from Never?"
"Hades stole my purse and took it to Africa," Galinda answered in the same voice.
"Correct, and your last question is, what does the phrase 'Brady Bunch' mean?" Elphaba asked.
"Hostess, pasta, polka dots."
"Correct. Thank you, Glinda, for joining us against your will to be asked questions that make absolutely no sense at all."
"You're lizard."
"And cut," Fiyaro whispered. "Great job, Elpaba."
"Yeah, now can I go to sleep. I know there's nothing you'd rather do than sneak into random people's dorms to ask them dumb questions that you probably made up when you were high, but, I've gotta get some sleep, and you've got to jump off a 20 foot balcony to the ground so that you can sneak back into your dorm before you get caught. So... Bye-Bye now." Elphaba said to him as she began to push him over to the door that led to the balcony.
"Alright then. Night." Fiyero said as he began to climb down the side of the balcony. His head disappeared, then reappered randomly.
"And, Elpheba."
"What!"
"Thanks for helping me."
"Well, as Galinda said. You're lizard."
As Elphaba climbed back into her bed, Galinda giggled turned the tape recorder that she had under her pillow off.