I was watching Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire the movie and just came up this random idea at the scene where Voldemort gets a new body and I sat there laughing at myself.
Harry Potter; Of Harry and Lack of Hair
The final book; the final showdown between Harry and Vol-I mean You-Know-Who...
In the forest...
Voldemort sneered as he lifted his wand, "Harry Potter...the boy who lived."
Harry stood with a sense of calm of his sharp features. The Death Eaters stared and stood shock-still.
"Any last words?" Voldemort hissed mockingly.
Then, Harry grinned and lifted one finger to point straight at the wizard who had killed his parents.
"Haha, Bald-y."
I'm sorry, I know, wierd and lame but ah well. Just for the fun of it. Me and my bad sense of humor.