Hidan: Gentle my ass!
Kakuzu: -.-'
Hidan: R&R BITCHES!
--First Chapie-
Hidan was in one of the empty bedrooms of the hideout doing a ritual to jashin. But just when he was about to coldly kill the baby cat a rumbling noise interrupted him. "Fuck!" He screamed. "I'm fuckin' hungry! And just when I was in the best part"
He got out of the room (leaving the cat tied to the altar) and descended to the first floor to get some food.
He looked through the fridge for something to eat "that fucking asshole buys cheap food..." he muttered to himself hoping his hot tempered comrade wouldn't hear him.
But Hidan happened to be on an unlucky day so in came a shadow creeping behind him: "Don't like it... well you don't have to eat it, white head." Kakuzu said poking his team mate on the shoulder.
Hidan turned around fast "WHAT THE HELL!!" he yelled "You dont go creeping up behind someone like that asshole!!" he took a step back from the older ninja.
Kakuzu's eye twitched but he controlled himself. "I creep around everyone I wish, now can you please move so I can get my yogurt?" He asked trying to keep it polite.
"You...eat yogurt..." Hidan paused for a couple seconds before moving. "yogurt?" He bursts out laughing "Kakuzu eats yogurt... DUMB ASS..."
Kakuzu plainly looked at him with a 'what's wrong about it ' face and got a spoon from a drawer. "Sometimes I don't get you at all"
"Ha!" The jashinist laughed some more "Your the one I don't get..." he looked around for food some more. "Oh! And what do you know..." He paused and turned to Kakuzu "THERES NOTHING TO EAT!!" He screamed "I'm not eating yogurt either..." He mumbled.
Kakuzu got a little tired of hearing Hidan's loud mouth yaping so he threw the spoon into the sink and said: "And I say you will"
He stuck two fingers in the yogurt and scooped some out, pining Hidan to the counter
"Kakuzu, you freak...what the hell?!" he asked glaring at Kakuzu's finger that had yogurt on it "What are you doing?" he paused "I hate yogurt...and you... but thats not what this is about..." He looked into the other ninjas eyes "I'm not eating yogurt asshole..." He growled.
Kakuzu smiled to him, a smile big enough so Hidan could identify it under the mask. Then he choreographed his hand with his partners cursing mouth and forced the fingers in. "EAT IT AND BE GOOD!"
Hidan bite Kakuzu's fingers not letting go. "Look here asshole..." He manadged to get out in a muffled sound. "I HATE YOGURT!!" He said but still keeping a hold of Kakuzu's fingers.
Kakuzu didn't even twitch. He merely leaned down on Hidan until their breaths mingled.
Hidan bite down harder on Kakuzu's fingers. "What'cha going to do?" He mocked sounding muffled again, feeling the intense heat of each others breath.
Kakuzu touched foreheads with him. "What do you want me to do?"
"...to get the taste of yogurt out of my mouth..." Hidan replied to Kakuzu's question.
"And what would you like to taste instead?" He asked teasingly drawing even nearer if that was possible.
Hidan took Kakuzus fingers out of his mouth "What are you implying?" he tried to back up as much as he could against the counter.
"Absolutly nothing." Kakuzu replied, baking up from Hidan and trailing out of the kitchen. "Just wondering if it were my finguers... since you wouldn't let go of them.
"Asshole..." He mutered walking past Kakuzu and going into the living room "It's times like this...where i could kick you ass..." he trailed off.
Kakuzu looked at him... or should I say past him... as he decided to ignore. "I'm going upstairs for a nap. See you later"
"Your always sleeping...lazy jerk..." he sat down, soon getting back up "I'm going out to eat...be back later..." he announced before Kakuzu disappeared into the stairs' fligths.
--End of chappie-
Hope you liked it! -! love: Kris