What Does Love Have to do with Anything
Chapter 1: Destroy Selphie
"Do you have everything you need for school?" Tifa asked me as she cleaned up the kitchen.
"Yeah," I called down to her. Tifa is my older sister. She has shoulder length black hair and chocolate brown eyes. She also has a pretty face and the body of a model; I guess that's why she couldn't keep the boys off of her in high school. After I quickly ran the brush through my rose red hair, I grabbed my school bag and ran out the door, only to run into something hard.
I fell back a little when someone caught me and asked, "Are you alright Kairi?"
"Yeah, thanks cloud." I smiled and looked up at him. Cloud is Tifa's boyfriend and I have to admit, he is pretty hot. He has soft spiky blond hair, (I swear his hair defies gravity because he doesn't use gel) and sad, gentle blue eyes. He also has a built body, but it wasn't overly done.
"I'm in a hurry, see ya later." I said quickly as I hugged him and ran out.
"Hey Sora," I smiled when I got to school.
"About time." He laughed as he ruffled my hair a little. Then we went to meet Riku and Selphie who were sitting on the stairs.
Selphie was all over Riku when we arrived. I feel bad for Riku, the only reason he's going out with her is because she practically threatened his life.
"Seriously Sora, how much gel do you use in the morning?" Riku asked when we arrived.
Sora ran his fingertips along one of his brunet spikes and looked down sheepishly. "I don't use gel." He muttered.
"Oh yeah, your hair defies gravity." Riku Laughed as he pushed some of his long silver hair back.
We all started laughing then, except for Selphie, who was nibbling Riku's neck.
"Would you stop that?" he shouted as he pushed her off.
"If you don't let me I'll black mail you." She growled.
Riku sighed and turned to us mouthing the words help me.
Sora and I looked at each other and then Sora mouthed to him sorry can't. Luckily for Riku the first bell rang and Selphie had to leave us.
"You better give me your Facebook." She called to him.
"Screw you." He muttered under his breath. "Bad enough you text me like a bazillion times a day."
"Seriously?" Sora asked shocked.
"Yeah," Riku said as he handed his cell to Sora.
"AHH! EWW! Why would you do that?" Sora exclaimed as he went through the texts.
"I know right?" Riku said as he took his phone back.
"Naked photos, dirty texts…that's just…" Sora shuddered and made gagging noises.
"I even told her to stop. I swear the girl put video cameras in my house." Riku mumbled as we walked into the classroom.
"You should file a restraining order." I suggested as I sat in my desk.
"No kidding." Riku laughed as he took his seat.
Sora Smiled and passed me a folded sheet of paper. I smiled and unfolded it and it read are you up for operation: Destroy Selphie? I smiled and wrote; just tell me what to do.
After fourth hour I met up with a blonde hair girl, "Hey Namine, how would you like being Riku's girlfriend for twenty minutes?" I smiled.
She turned to me and her blue eyes filled with shock. "What? But what about Roxas?"
"Don't worry about it, Roxas is in on this. We're trying to break Selphie and Riku up." I explained.
The shock slowly drained her eyes and she smiled. "Alright, what do I need to do?" she asked
"Your job is simple." I smiled as I explained what she had to do.
"Woot, look at Riku's new girl." A blond, spiky hair boy announced as he stood on the table.
"What did you say Roxas?" Selphie asked as anger burned in her eyes.
"Are you that blind?" he swung his hands in the air to add enthusiasm to what he was saying.
Selphie turned and saw Riku with Namine on his lap. They were both doing well, they both looked well…happy.
"Riku," Selphie growled as she stopped over to his table. "What is this?" she yelled. There was so much anger in her voice that everyone in the cafeteria stopped their conversations to look at them.
"I'm just hanging out with my girlfriend, are you that stupid?" Riku asked, sounding shocked.
Selphie growled, picked up Riku's pop and dumped it on his head. "You're the idiot! We had a good thing and you threw it away! Consider us over!" She yelled and slapped Riku across the face before walking away.
Sora, Roxas and I all looked shocked for a moment and then looked over at Namine and Riku and smiled. When they were sure Selphie was gone, they walked back over to our table and sat down.
"High five Nami!" Roxas yelled as he held his hand out towards her, which she smacked with enthusiasm.
"Great Job you two." Sora smiled.
"The plan worked, how's your face feeling?" I asked Riku.
"It feels fine now; I'm kind of sticky though. But at least I'm rid of her." He laughed.
We all laughed and went back to eating our lunches like nothing happened.
