A/N: Me & my friend came up w/ this around August and worked on it through out the year. We have several people in here. There's the TMI characters, Fallen by Lauren Kate characters, & our friends. I'm not using our friends real names, to conserve our identities.

Disclaimer: All characters in this chapter belong to Cassandra Clare.

R & R!

Magnus: *sparkle, sparkle, sparkle*

Jace: I didn't know Edward Cullen came to town.

Magnus: He didn't and wouldn't. Cause he'd be out sparkled!

Jace: ...

Clary: Why are you covered in glitter on Halloween?

Simon: I think he's Edward Cullen.

Magnus: Of course not!

Alec: Then who are you?

Magnus: Myself.

Jace: Huh?

Magnus: I out sparkle Edward Cullen. I'm glitterier than him.

Everyone Else: ...

Alec: Well... I think it's sexy.

Jace: Um... I'm gonna leave now.

Simon: I'm gonna throw up.

Clary: Well this is awkward...

Magnus: Awww... Alec, that's so sweet but I'm not the one with the sparkling blue eyes. *winks*

Everyone Else: Bye! *leaves room*

Isabelle: Alec, Mom needs you to- Ew!

*Alec and Magnus, in an embrace kissing, ignores her*

Isabelle: I'll make Jace do it. Ew! Ew! Ew! *walks away disgusted* Jace... Jace!

Jace: What? *sigh*

Isabelle: How long have Magnus and Alec been together... Alone?

Jace: What? I don't know. 20 seconds maybe?

Clary: Why? What happened?

Isabelle: They were MAKING OUT!

Everyone Else: *gag, cough, hack* GROSS!

Simon: Why did you go in there in the first place?

Isabelle: Mom told me to get Alec. She needed him to do his chores. Jace, go do his chores, your chores, and my chores.

Jace: Hell no!

Isabelle: Jace! Come on! I'll even make you a delicious meal for when you're done. Please!

Simon: *chuckles*

Isabelle: Please, Jace! Please! Please!

Jace: No way in hell! You do the chores and force your cooking down your throat. I'm going to Taki's and taking Clary and Rat Boy with me!

Clary: Jace! Don't call Simon that!

Jace: Fine. But can we run for our lives before we force her food down our throats?

Clary: 3...

Simon: 2...

Jace: 1!

Church: Meow! *They run out the door*

Isabelle: Jonathan Christopher! I'm going to get you for this!

?: Alexander Gideon Lightwood! You better explain why there is a drunk, half naked, glittery Magnus Bane in your room in your bed!

Alec: *sitting up from the floor beside his bed and looking at his door* Oh hell. I'm dead.

Magnus: Alexander... what is that beautiful specimen? Why does it or she smell like mangoes? Pretty lights! *passes out drunk*

Alec: Mom, I can explain! *holds hands up defensively*

Maryse: I would love to hear your explanation! *voice rising with each word*

Alec: *glances up at Magnus on his bed* Okay... I can't explain. But all we did was get a little drunk! We didn't do anything wrong! We didn't break any laws! Just got a little drunk!

Isabelle: *comes up behind Maryse. Watches the scene excited* Jace! Get in here! And bring a camera! Alec is in big trouble!

Alec: Shut up, Isabelle!

Jace: *still sleepy but gives Isabelle the camera* Here you go. *sees Alec and Maryse glaring at each other and snatches back the camera and starts videoing* Best morning EVER!

Maryse: Alexander, you are in terrible trouble now!

Jace & Isabelle: *laughing and videoing*

Alec: Shut up, you two! Go mind your own business!

Simon: *yawns* What's going on? Why is everyone being loud? *still half asleep, doesn't notice Maryse*

Maryse: Isabelle!

Jace: Definitely the BEST MORNING EVER!

Clary: Why is everyone yelling? *yawns and comes in wearing one of Jace's long t-shirts*

Magnus: ALEC! *whispers* Where's my shirt?

Maryse: *Glares furiously at Magnus, Alec, Isabelle, and Simon*

Alec: You turned it into purple fuzzies... then your cat ate them.

Magnus: *grins and shrugs* Oh... Hey Clary. Did you have fun last night?

Clary: *blushes furiously and Jace looks down at the floor* What- that is none of your damn business!

Simon: *eyes growing wide* Oh... My... God... am I the only one NOT getting laid?!

Jace: *counts on fingers* Um... Yeah... You're right... This went from great to-

Clary: JACE! Shut up! *punches his arm*

Jace: OW! *rubs his arm* -awkward and painful.

Magnus: Did you count people correctly? You forgot Maryse.

Maryse: *blushes but glares at Jace*

Jace: Sorry, but... you and Robert are loud.

Isabelle: EW... Jace I'm standing right here! I didn't need to hear that!

Maryse: Ok. I'm leaving and going to a Clave meeting. Can you get outside today and take Max with you? Oh and Jace... keep your mouth closed more often or I'll cover your mouth with ductape. *leaves room*

Jace: Hmmm... Fine. I guess we can take Max out. We can take him to the park.

Clary: Actually, my mom called me. That's when I woke up and heard all the yelling. I have to go. I'll see you later. Simon, you going home?

Simon: *thinking up a way to tell on Clary, looks startled* Huh? Oh, yeah. Well, bye! *runs out quickly*

Clary: Okay. When Max wakes up, tell him I said bye. *goes and gets her clothes and leaves*

A/N: So, please give me reviews. Me & my friend want to know what you think! Also a few things I want to point out:

1- Max is alive cause we like him alive.

2- Simon is allowed to enter the Institute.

3- Maryse & Robert are close & happy.

4- This takes place around Halloween but will gradually skip around.

Thanks. ~Lila Belle