"Good morning, my little ange-... aaaah! Peter! Stewie's gone missing!"
"Stewie's gone? Holy crap!"
"Peter, what are we gonna do? My little baby's missing!"
"Ah, I don't know, Lois... I wonder what Optimus Prime would do in this situatuon."
(18-minute cutaway gag with the Transformers.)
"Holy crap, that was a long cutaway gag!"
"Oh my god, that means we only got 4 minutes left to find Stewie!"
"Ah! Okay, okay, here's what we're gonna do... god, this is more intense than that time wh-"
"Oh for god's sake, Peter, no more cutaway gags!"
"Crap, okay, sorry, Lois. God, this is more intense than that time where I played quarterback for the Yankees."
(4-minute cutaway gag in which Peter plays football with the Yankees.)
"... Peter, I am going to kill y-*Family Guy credits theme*