Ok first a little bit about me, I hope it isn't shocking that I'm a boy, but yeah, I'm a boy and I love 5SOS. I don't think I'm good at writing but I wanted the chance to share my talent (or lack of it). You can add me on snapchat at itisrory, I will probably add you back.

Who knows what will happen in this story? I sure don't, so it will probably be really stupid.

Excuse any grammar problems or whatever, I'm probably going to type this really fast.

In the Beginning

Michael had just bought himself a new color of hair dye. He prided himself on having more colors of dye than anybody else he knew. This new color was a shade of orange, to remind himself of the concert when he was hit with the fire.

On his way out of the store he saw one of his friends, a tall boy with darker skin named Calum. Calum was his best friend in the world and they loved to just act like stupid teenagers with one another. Calum said "we should check out the store for some hot chicks, what do you say?" Michael replied "Of course, I'm always ready to have a little fun!"

They searched around the store until they saw a tall blonde girl with big tits and a pierced belly-button on display to show off her tight figure. They hardly looked twice at her, but instead noticed another cute girl with conservative clothing and also had hair that was dyed a shade of light blue.

Michael said to Calum, "watch how the pros do it, bro."

Michael approached her and said

Michael: What's up buttercup? Wait dammit, no, that's stupid, uhhhhhh are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!

Girl: Hmmmm hehehe, are you ok dude?

Michael: Yes, uh, no, uh, hi

Girl: Hey, my name is Katherine. But call me Kate.

Michael: I'm Michael.

Kate: Dude, chill, stop trying.

Michael: But you are so beautiful.

Kate: No I'm not, I'm ugly, look at blondie right over there.

Michael: But look at her, she is trying to hard, JUST LIKE I AM NOW! AHHHHHHHH.

Michael turned to bolt but Kate grabbed him by the sleeve on the way out. "I like your hair" she said, "Not many guys have the courage to walk around with hair like that." Michael, still stunned from being grabbed, just smiled and nodded. They exchanged phone numbers, but then Kate said she had to get home to watch another season of a Korean drama.

"Smooth" Calum said as Michael returned to his friend. "Well I just got her number" said Michael "and you just sat there trying to imagine having sex with blondie." Calum smacked Michael in the face, causing Michael to curse out loud.

Once the boys got back to their home, they saw their other best friends, Luke and Ashton. They had gotten drunk together and were singing drunk karaoke.

Cause I'veeeeeeeee, got a jjjjjjeeeettt black haartttt, AND THERE'S A HURRRRRICANE UNDERNEATH IT, TRYING TO KEEEEEEP US, A-PARRRRTTTTT.

Michael couldn't let the boys sing this song without him, but he joined in.

I WRRRIIITEEE, WITH A POISON PEEENNNN, BUT THESE CHEMMICALS MOVING BETWEEN US, ARE REASON, TO START AAAAAAGAINNNNNN!

Welcome back guys, Luke and Ashton said once the song was over. I hope you guys don't mind the singing. We just figured it beat watching our own songs on YouTube, so we decided to practice instead. Michael cried out "We met this really adorable girl today, and I got her number!" Oh no, Luke thought to himself, not another girl for Michael to obsessively talk about.

Michael called Kate up, and they learned that she would be going to a party that night, and he should come with. Michael happily agreed, and then decided to take a nap and dream about his new crush.