Disclaimer: I own nothing. WB owns everything.
Kevin Williamson created the show when it was good.
Now it´s crap.
This is another awful story about Dawson´s and his friends.

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DAWSON´S CREEK PRESENTS: I ONLY WANTED TO KNOW...
Jack entered the room and looked at Tobey who was scratching his rear
with a fork.

"I only wanted to know, Tobey. Why did you had to break my ass like
you did the first time we did the horizontal mambo?"

Tobey farted.

"Well, maybe it´s because you´re a GAY BITCH!"

Jack raised an eyebrow and remembered a movie he once saw where he was
in love with the main character.

"Why, you´re right, Tobey! I´m a gay bitch!"

"Told you so. Now come here, sissy. I want to destroy your disgusting
arse again, you stupid fuck"

Jack was offended by the proposition. He was quite stunned.

"Ok, but then I´ll break yours! Agreed?" he replied.

"Fine!"

"Cool! Get ready, bitch!"
The end!!!