Ash and Company were on their boring adventure as usual, blah blah blah, when they came across an old stone chamber. May ran into the rock chamber.
"Wait, May!" Ash, Brock, and Max shouted, going after May, who was looking at a dark, purple-colored stone.
May's eyes gleamed with joy. "Oooh...this stone looks awesome!" She picked it up, looking at it as it shined a dark aura in her hands. "Hey! It's glowing!"
Max groaned. "May! Put it down, it doesn't belong to you!" He retorted.
"But Max!" May whined, "It's not every day we come see stuff with this!"
Ash and Brock looked at each other oddly, shrugged, and turned to May.
Pikachu just tilted his head. "Pika pi?"
Max adjusted his glasses. "Actually, May-" He began pacing back and forth, "We come up with wacky things all the time since we became part of this group. Even though Dawn replaced us in the anime."
May stared at Max. "Who's Dawn?" She asked dumbfoudedly.
"I'm Dawn! And it's time for you to charm up!" Dawn exclaimed as she popped up for a very brief cameo, only for her to get chased away by several angry Piplup.
"...So that happened..." Ash and Brock said in unison as they both casually shrugged, with Pikachu sighing additionally.
Max sighed, rolling his eyes. "Forget about who Dawn is! The point is," He snatched the stone from May, "This stone is unlucky, so put it back and leave it alone!"
"NO!" May snapped, snatching the stone from Max and putting it in her fanny pack. She folded her arms. "I found it, so it's mine!"
Max slapped his forehead. "It's useless talking to you..."
Suddenly, the entire chamber started to shake.
"AHHHH!" Everyone screamed, holding on to each other.
May gulped. "W-what happened!?" She exclaimed, holding tightly to Max.
Suddenly, an eerie voice chimed. "You have touched the Unlucky Stone, and took it off its place. For that, 20 bad accidents will happen to you today, being Friday the 13, and there's no way to avoid it..."
Ash moaned. "Well, May, looks like you're screwed today."
May moaned, closing her eyes. "Awww man..."
"Now you know why I didn't want you to touch the stone in the first place?" Max exclaimed.
A gust of wnd then blew out all of the four humans and Pikachu, the rock chambers collasping on each other.
May gulped, trembling. "Uh oh...what's gonna happen to me now?" She whimpered.
Max sighed, getting up. "I just don't know, May. I just don't know."
"Well..." Brock interrupted, looking up at the sun, "Let's get going. It's already the morning."
Ash nodded in agreement. "Right! Let's go continue our adventure! We can handle bad luck!" He said with a confident smile.
May gulped. "I hope so..." She worriedly said as she and the three male Trainers started walking down the dirt-paved path.
Watching this were Team Rocket, because of course they would be watching this.
"Looks like the twerps are on another stupid adventure," Jessie stated as she was munching on noddles.
James nodded in agreement as he was stuffing himself with some donuts he stole from Dunkin' Donuts. "Yeah... wonder what it is."
"Probably something stupid..." Meowth stated as he was munching on popcorn, getting the sense that this story was about to go down a weird road.
But of course, they weren't the only trio watching May and her friends... as it was another group, that only had one Pokemon on it.
"Something tells me that we're only in this because the author wanted us in the story," Gruntilda Winkybunion pointed out as the green witch wasn't in the mood to rhyme.
"Yeah. Course, given what this story is about, I can only count on something stupid happening," Dry Bowser pointed out as he was taking out several fragile bones out of his skeletal body, the reptilian brushing back his red hair.
Arceus was sipping some tea as he shook his head. "You guys need to have perspective on how fun this will be," The Pokemon God stated as he closed his eyes.
Dr. Hoshi scoffed, the purple raptor in a white lab coat cleaning off his light blue glasses as he placed them back on his face. "I remember when I had fun... it was being in good stories and actually doing something."
The group then turned around to see the Rhedosaurus rampaging through the forest, causing the wild Pokemon life to scurry away in fear, with May and her friends somehow not noticing this due to them walking in the opposite direction. Indeed, the misfortune was about to maybe begin for Haruka...