A/N: Basically a humorous review of the events

in the Juri, Shiori, Ruka episodes; told in the POV of Shiori.

In the spirit of "Freaky Fred"

///Hello, Dear Friend!\\\

Hello, dear friend! my name's Shiori

I'm about to tell you a little story

It is the story of my life at Ohtori

And how I've been *naughty*

The story I'm about to tell

I tell you, I will tell it well

It's about a love complex too hard to compel

And how I've been very *naughty*

Oh! When I was in Jr. High

I met a girl; talented, yet shy

This girl, named Juri, caught my eye

And I was very *naughty*

We became the closest of friends

It seemed our friendship would never end

A boy came between us and soon then

I was very very *naughty*

I stole the boy and moved away

A thing I regret to this day

I came back to Ohtori, so to say

And there I was very *naughty*

I tried to apologixe to Juri

Who had become icy; her heart in fury

In my dorm, I found a pendant of Juri's

And that was when I was *naughty*

Inside the locket, to my surprise

A sight to horrifying for my eyes

The person she loved in disguise

Oh! How very *naughty*!

Horrible and wonderful it was

To know my friend's secret because

I was now mightier than she ever was!

Oh! How I was to be *naughty*!

With a counselor, I did talk

About the secret that made me gawk

And now sweet Juri, I would mock

So terrible! So *naughty*!

I tried to revolutionize the world

My plan of revenge was unfurled

Juri's scream; her sword; it made my blood curl

I was very *naughty*....

Ruka soon came in my way

I loved him and would have him, if I may

With Juri's heart, I did play

And this was very *naughty*

Ruka fought for revolution; I was his bride

Together! I could not have been more satisfied

But when he lost; oh! how I cried!

How could he be so *naughty*!

You see, after the duel, I was dumped

My breath, it stopped; my heart ceased to pump

The agony! My whole world slumped

Ruka! So very *naughty*!

And in my days of emotional pain

It was Juri who came to my aide

But I slammed the door when she came

And that was very *naughty*

Ruka and Juri had a fight

They agreed to duel that night

And though Juri tried with all her might

That Ruka! So very *naughty*

So Juri was condemmed to Ruka's demand

To fight for the Rose Bride's hand

When Utena's sword did land

On the locket! That was so... *naughty*

From that point, Juri's vigor seemed to die

And for a moment, she looked like she was to cry

She gave up and left the arena with a sigh

Poor Juri; why was I so *naughty*?

Ruka finally gave up the ghost

But Juri did not brag or boast

That she now had captain's post

Oh! How I had been *naughty*!

She crossed my path at noon one day

I was almost to afraid to stay

Instead, I followed her on her way

And repented for being *naughty*

She smiled.

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A/N: Ok, so it got a bit dramatic at the end... oh well, now that you've read it; you can review it! Thanks! Have a nice day!