The Things We Would Do For Rurouni Kenshin
Disclaimer: As much as this one would kill to own this fantastic anime...I do not own it ^^'' Its owned to the great Nobuhiro Watsuki, that it is :)
Summary: The idea struck me as I was writing my fanfic this morning(at the same time, writing my 'You Know You've Watched Too Much Rurouni Kenshin When...' list): what types of lengths would Rurouni Kenshin fans go to just to show their admiration for the show? Well, some of these may be a little bit...drastic...but just remember, this is just a fanfic, and I have a hunch some people would actually be willing to do these things ^^'' Enjoy! :D
Rurouni Kenshin: a favorable anime among us, the fans.
They would give themselves cross shaped scars on their left cheek.
They would end up in the emergency room because they jumped from high elevations in attempts to copy the Hiten Mitsurugi Ryu.
They would say, "Oro" when surprised/confused/scared/hurt...etc.
They would always use, "That I do" "That I do not" etc. after nearly every sentence they say, that they would.
They would claim anyone with bandages wrapped around their bodies to be Shishio.
They would think socks with sandals are fantastic footwear.
They would get a sakabatou.
They would run around wearing a red headband.
They probably would even suck at cooking.
They would want the Rurouni Kenshin characters to be real.
When people ask what they plan to do ten years from now, their answer would be, "Why, wander of course!"
They would refer to themselves as "Sessha".
They would have their entire locker/room/computer/belongings Kenshin-ized.
They would possibly USE the phrase "Kenshin-ize" to describe their type of orginazation.
They would want to be called by an Rurouni Kenshin name.
Their concerned friends and family would send them to a therapist.
They would be willing to go to said therapist only to come out still loving the anime.
They would carry on a confersation about Rurouni Kenshin forever.
They would make their usernames Rurouni Kenshin related.
They would try and make their own fansites.
They would draw the characters, no matter how bad of an artist they would think themselves to be.
They would make Rurouni Kenshin AMV's and write Rurouni Kenshin fanfiction.
They would buy(or at least try to buy) Rurouni Kenshin merchandise.
They would engorge themselves on Rurouni Kenshin fanfictions, amv's, mangas, episodes, etc.
They would call their house the (insert last name) dojo.
They would pray in the hopes of one day coming upon Kenshin while he's wandering the streets of their neiborhood and or hometown.
They would beat the living daylights out of someone who called them ugly.
They would yell at someone who insulted them by calling them, "little".
They would try and open their lockers using any Rurouni Kenshin technique they could think of.
They would attempt to cut their steak using the Hiten Mitsurugi Ryu.
They would probably be reading this list right now...
-Owari-
Well, I hope you enjoyed this little list ^^ I wrote this out of complete and utter boredom, but if you want, you can still critic it. Make sure to review! It only takes a minute of your time :) Thank you for reading!
-MrFoshizzleProTheWanderor