Katt: Welcome to my Gohan Torture!
Gohan: Why am I being tortured?
Katt: It's sooo much fun, that's why!
Gohan: Well get it over and done with!
Katt: Ok, ok! I own a computer, a brain, and a 3 headed dog but not DBZ. All you G/V fans, sorry but I'm not and this story isn't. BTW I make an appearance!
Gohan: *Shudders*
Thinking *actions* (Author's notes) ~*~scene change~*~ that is all!
____________________________________________________________________________ _________ Chapter 1: Big blue buildings and red sour cream!
It was an ordinary day for Son Gohan. He sat and listened, half asleep as the history teacher Mr. Knowitall droned on about pyramids and such. (They're studying Egyptian history) Stuff he had known since he was ten. It was so boring that he had nearly fallen asleep over his book on mummification. Just before the siren rang, Mr. Knowitall made an announcement.
"Class, thanks tour great and mighty savior Hercule, you will have the opportunity to join scouts. This is a fun organization for boys and girls of all ages. You are required to take a slip home but no one is being forced to join."
Thank goodness for that. Thought Gohan, collecting his slip. I wouldn't join 'Hercule Scouts' if my life depended on it! But up on a lookout, one little green kami had other plans. He laughed to himself and looked at his 'To Do' list.
Stop flood in Bangladesh Water Mr. Popo's flowers. Ruin Gohan's life.
This is gonna be fun! He thought crossing out the first two. Mr. Popo looked at little Dende and frowned. This would be the shortest serving guardian in the history of Kami!
~*~
When Gohan got home he plunked his books down and started doing his homework. Little did he know that the scouting slip was in plain sight of his mother.
"Gohan honey, are you doing your homework?"
"Yes Kasaan. It's not all that hard." Chi-chi walked into her son's room and saw the scouting slip on his books.
"What's this?" she asked.
"Oh just some scout thing. Not that important."
"You should join."
"Join scouts!! Are you serious?"
"Don't take that tone with me young man! You're joining and that's final."
If this is your doing Dende, consider you career in the guardian industry over! Gohan said in his telepathic link. Oh Son Gohan. This is just the beginning!!!
~*~
So that's how Gohan ended up standing outside a big blue building, waiting with a group of people for the mighty Hercule. ( (My guide building was big and blue. I'm basing a lot of this stuff on that) It wasn't long until he saw people he recognized. Videl and Sharpener were there, so was Eraser. They were standing with a small redhead. He walked over and said hi.
"Hey Videl, Eraser. What are you doing here?" He asked completely ignoring Sharpener.
"My father made me come. I would give anything to leave. What about you?"
"Blame my mother. Hey Eraser who's that?" He pointed to the redhead.
"That's my little sister Texta. Mum thought it would be cool if we went together." (I luv making up weird names :P)
"Hi there, I'm Gohan!"
"Take a good look Texta. That is what a nerd looks like!" Sharpener commented.
Gohan ignored him and walked into the blue building. Hercule had arrived. (oh joy () Once everyone was inside and sitting on one of the many chairs, Hercule began speaking.
"Ok, all you little kids are here because you have been given the honour of joining my scouting group!"
Oh what an honour! thought Gohan.
"Now we're going to be doing a lot of good things, and at the end of the week you get to come on a camping trip! We'll be with two other scout groups from around the state!"
There were cheers from all but a few. Gohan looked ready to be sick, Videl looked bored and some sandy-blonde haired girl was asleep on the chair next to Gohan. Gohan tapped her and she woke up. Her eyes were bright blue.
"Hm? Oh what's up?" She asked casually.
"we're going on a camp with Hercule at the end of the week." Gohan answered.
"Oh joy! I just can't wait!" she said sarcastically.
"My thoughts exactly. I'm Gohan by the way."
"My names Katt, spelt K.A.T.T. but I've also been called Katta, freak, weird loser and *Meow!*"
"Sure thing Kitty." He said giving the infamous Son Grin .
"You two at the back! Be quiet while I'm speaking!" 'Mighty Savior' said. Gohan rolled his eyes and Katt smirked. Oh how great he was. (sweatdrops) But one raven haired girl was watching Gohan intently. (3 guesses who) I'll figure you out Son Gohan. Just you wait! thought....(drum roll)...VIDEL! (now who didn't see that coming?)
~*~
Later that day they were split into two groups to do various tasks in a sort of round robin. Katt, Gohan, Sharpener, Eraser and Videl were all in one group as well as a girl with black hair and green eyes. Her name was Jade and she was Katt's best friend. The group was trying to make banners and glue and glitter were everywhere.
"Why are we doing this meaningless task?" Katt grumbled.
"You sound just like Vegita!"
"Who?" asked Jade.
"Just a friend."
"Hate to interrupt your conversation but we're out of glue." Videl growled.
"I'll get some!" Katt said cheerily. She winked at jade, grabbed the empty bottle and headed to the kitchen. (There's a storage cupboard there. Don't ask me why) When she got back, she handed the glue to Sharpener and whispered something to Jade. The two girls cracked up laughing and then got back to work. Only Gohan had heard what they had said.
Before long the banner was finished. It had a moon in the center with 'Lunar Team' written on it, (lunar *moon* team for those who couldn't picture it) and glittery stars on the outside. They were ready to move on the next activity!
~*~
Later that day, the Lunar Team were gardening. They had to decorate pots then plant flower seeds into them (zzzzzz) Katt noticed that the Solar Team had run out of glue! She nudged Jade and the two began giggling. One of the members of Solar Team went to get a new bottle of glue. He squirted a bit on the banner and, instead of glue, a sickly red substance came out. It spread all over and ruined the poster. Gohan nudged Katt.
"Did you do that?"
"You bet! Sour cream and red food die! Works every time."
"She got kicked out of guides for pulling too many pranks!" Jade said. (It's true, I did!)
"Well count me in Kitty!" Gohan laughed.
"Kitty?" Jade inquired, giving them weird looks.
"Don't ask." Katt replied.
"I don't want to!" But she snickered at Katt and smiled sweetly at Gohan. For some reason, Dende had gotten the idea that Jade would enjoy teasing the two, and had promptly put that idea into her head!!
END OF CHAPTER ONE!!!
____________________________________________________________________________ _________ Katt: Hope you liked the first chapter!
Gohan: Hope you didn't!
Katt: Ya know, you didn't really get tortured in that chapter!
Gohan: I can tell it's coming. THE TORTURE IS COMING!!!
Katt: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Anyway, REVIEW!!!
Gohan: THE TORTURE IS COMING!!! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!
Gohan: Why am I being tortured?
Katt: It's sooo much fun, that's why!
Gohan: Well get it over and done with!
Katt: Ok, ok! I own a computer, a brain, and a 3 headed dog but not DBZ. All you G/V fans, sorry but I'm not and this story isn't. BTW I make an appearance!
Gohan: *Shudders*
Thinking *actions* (Author's notes) ~*~scene change~*~ that is all!
____________________________________________________________________________ _________ Chapter 1: Big blue buildings and red sour cream!
It was an ordinary day for Son Gohan. He sat and listened, half asleep as the history teacher Mr. Knowitall droned on about pyramids and such. (They're studying Egyptian history) Stuff he had known since he was ten. It was so boring that he had nearly fallen asleep over his book on mummification. Just before the siren rang, Mr. Knowitall made an announcement.
"Class, thanks tour great and mighty savior Hercule, you will have the opportunity to join scouts. This is a fun organization for boys and girls of all ages. You are required to take a slip home but no one is being forced to join."
Thank goodness for that. Thought Gohan, collecting his slip. I wouldn't join 'Hercule Scouts' if my life depended on it! But up on a lookout, one little green kami had other plans. He laughed to himself and looked at his 'To Do' list.
Stop flood in Bangladesh Water Mr. Popo's flowers. Ruin Gohan's life.
This is gonna be fun! He thought crossing out the first two. Mr. Popo looked at little Dende and frowned. This would be the shortest serving guardian in the history of Kami!
~*~
When Gohan got home he plunked his books down and started doing his homework. Little did he know that the scouting slip was in plain sight of his mother.
"Gohan honey, are you doing your homework?"
"Yes Kasaan. It's not all that hard." Chi-chi walked into her son's room and saw the scouting slip on his books.
"What's this?" she asked.
"Oh just some scout thing. Not that important."
"You should join."
"Join scouts!! Are you serious?"
"Don't take that tone with me young man! You're joining and that's final."
If this is your doing Dende, consider you career in the guardian industry over! Gohan said in his telepathic link. Oh Son Gohan. This is just the beginning!!!
~*~
So that's how Gohan ended up standing outside a big blue building, waiting with a group of people for the mighty Hercule. ( (My guide building was big and blue. I'm basing a lot of this stuff on that) It wasn't long until he saw people he recognized. Videl and Sharpener were there, so was Eraser. They were standing with a small redhead. He walked over and said hi.
"Hey Videl, Eraser. What are you doing here?" He asked completely ignoring Sharpener.
"My father made me come. I would give anything to leave. What about you?"
"Blame my mother. Hey Eraser who's that?" He pointed to the redhead.
"That's my little sister Texta. Mum thought it would be cool if we went together." (I luv making up weird names :P)
"Hi there, I'm Gohan!"
"Take a good look Texta. That is what a nerd looks like!" Sharpener commented.
Gohan ignored him and walked into the blue building. Hercule had arrived. (oh joy () Once everyone was inside and sitting on one of the many chairs, Hercule began speaking.
"Ok, all you little kids are here because you have been given the honour of joining my scouting group!"
Oh what an honour! thought Gohan.
"Now we're going to be doing a lot of good things, and at the end of the week you get to come on a camping trip! We'll be with two other scout groups from around the state!"
There were cheers from all but a few. Gohan looked ready to be sick, Videl looked bored and some sandy-blonde haired girl was asleep on the chair next to Gohan. Gohan tapped her and she woke up. Her eyes were bright blue.
"Hm? Oh what's up?" She asked casually.
"we're going on a camp with Hercule at the end of the week." Gohan answered.
"Oh joy! I just can't wait!" she said sarcastically.
"My thoughts exactly. I'm Gohan by the way."
"My names Katt, spelt K.A.T.T. but I've also been called Katta, freak, weird loser and *Meow!*"
"Sure thing Kitty." He said giving the infamous Son Grin .
"You two at the back! Be quiet while I'm speaking!" 'Mighty Savior' said. Gohan rolled his eyes and Katt smirked. Oh how great he was. (sweatdrops) But one raven haired girl was watching Gohan intently. (3 guesses who) I'll figure you out Son Gohan. Just you wait! thought....(drum roll)...VIDEL! (now who didn't see that coming?)
~*~
Later that day they were split into two groups to do various tasks in a sort of round robin. Katt, Gohan, Sharpener, Eraser and Videl were all in one group as well as a girl with black hair and green eyes. Her name was Jade and she was Katt's best friend. The group was trying to make banners and glue and glitter were everywhere.
"Why are we doing this meaningless task?" Katt grumbled.
"You sound just like Vegita!"
"Who?" asked Jade.
"Just a friend."
"Hate to interrupt your conversation but we're out of glue." Videl growled.
"I'll get some!" Katt said cheerily. She winked at jade, grabbed the empty bottle and headed to the kitchen. (There's a storage cupboard there. Don't ask me why) When she got back, she handed the glue to Sharpener and whispered something to Jade. The two girls cracked up laughing and then got back to work. Only Gohan had heard what they had said.
Before long the banner was finished. It had a moon in the center with 'Lunar Team' written on it, (lunar *moon* team for those who couldn't picture it) and glittery stars on the outside. They were ready to move on the next activity!
~*~
Later that day, the Lunar Team were gardening. They had to decorate pots then plant flower seeds into them (zzzzzz) Katt noticed that the Solar Team had run out of glue! She nudged Jade and the two began giggling. One of the members of Solar Team went to get a new bottle of glue. He squirted a bit on the banner and, instead of glue, a sickly red substance came out. It spread all over and ruined the poster. Gohan nudged Katt.
"Did you do that?"
"You bet! Sour cream and red food die! Works every time."
"She got kicked out of guides for pulling too many pranks!" Jade said. (It's true, I did!)
"Well count me in Kitty!" Gohan laughed.
"Kitty?" Jade inquired, giving them weird looks.
"Don't ask." Katt replied.
"I don't want to!" But she snickered at Katt and smiled sweetly at Gohan. For some reason, Dende had gotten the idea that Jade would enjoy teasing the two, and had promptly put that idea into her head!!
END OF CHAPTER ONE!!!
____________________________________________________________________________ _________ Katt: Hope you liked the first chapter!
Gohan: Hope you didn't!
Katt: Ya know, you didn't really get tortured in that chapter!
Gohan: I can tell it's coming. THE TORTURE IS COMING!!!
Katt: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Anyway, REVIEW!!!
Gohan: THE TORTURE IS COMING!!! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!