Harry Plays Conquer!
"God Fucking Dammit!" Dudley screamed thanking god that his mother didn't hear him. He had been plaing Conquer. An online MMORPG where you assume the role of a Monk, Saint, Taoist, Ninja, Archer, Ninja, Warrior, Pirate or Trojan and went on Quests. He was a Ninja at level 60 and he always was killed by this one guy who apparently stalked him in the game! HP73180. Whoever the bastard was, was a level 130 Fire Taoist on his Second Rebirth and Third Life as a Fire Taoist so he had been able to learn Pure Fire Taoist magic.
"Having a problem Big D?" He heard his cousin's smirky voice from his room.
"This bastard keeps killing me! I lost my two Dragonballs and five Meteors to this guy this time!" He heard snickering.
"What are you snickering about?" Dudley demanded as he stormed into Harry's room and saw his cousin with his own Mac Book Pro and heard the sounds of Conquer.
"No bloody way." Dudley said in shock as he walked over to his cousin's bed and saw who his cousin was. "Your HP73180?"
"Hello." Harry said sarcastically. "Harry Potter 7-31-80? My name and my birthday! Don't you remember who brought you into Conquer?"
"You did." Dudley said angrily. He raised a fist. "Give me my Dragonballs and Meteors back."
"Ah ah ah." Harry said reaching up to his ear and pulling out his wand. "Sorry Big D, but I already sold them for four hundred Conquer Points and now I have five thousand."
"How the bloody hell did you get so many Conquer Points?"
"I have a fortune in wizard gold and enough muggle money to never need a job." Harry retorted. "I also have a World of Warcraft subsription."
"Your that Mage that keeps killing people!" Dudley said all of a sudden.
Harry merely laughed softly. "Yes! And I'll keep conquering MMORPG'S until I'm ruler of them all!" He laughed evilly after this declaration.
The End
Just a funny one shot I though of after killing over two thousand damn, dirty, GiantApes on Conquer Online. Hope you guys enjoy ^^
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