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in, tell me
One day Arnold was walking to school when he saw something a little disturbing.12 15 year old's, wearing baby blue who must of been at least 6 feet tall, each were riding wee little BMX's towards Gearold feild. "i wonder what's going on" Arnold said to himself. Arnold decided to investigate. It was a big mistake. What he saw changed the way he looked at mankind forever. All 12 of the punks we're jacking up wolfgang and his crew, with baseball bats, switchblade, and what looked to be mace. "OH MY GOD!!!" Arnold cried. "RUN ARNOLD, RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!!" Arnold yelled to Wolfgang. "I CAN'T JUST LEAVE YOU!!!" Arnold replied. "DON'T WORRY, MY SOCIAL WORKER DOSENT LOVE ME! AND I HAVE INSURANCE!!!". "BUT WOLFGANG YOU DON'T HAVE A SOCIAL WORKER!" Arnold explained. "I DON'T?!?!, THEN WHO'S IN MY HOUSE?, AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!" Wolfgang was gone. Arnold did the only thing that he knew how to, he ran. He ran to school and when he got there he went to principal Wartz. He told him of the twisted ordeal and the fate of Wolfgang. Wartz looked nervous, loosend his collar and said "Don't worry about it son, i'll be getting paid from them soon, er i mean i'll take care of it". He didnt. But what he came to school wearing the next day scared Arnold, Gerold and even Mr. Simmons. He had goldrings that all spelt together G-A-N-G-S-T-A-A. No one knew what the extra A stood for. After school Arnold rallied up his posse to meet at Gerold field. The first question on everybody's mind was why was Torvolt there?Arnold soon gave them an anwser. "Torvolt here is going to train all of us to fight off those gang dude's. You must listen to everything he says, do everything he want's, sleep when he tells you to sleep, or i gave him permission to put you to sleep. got it?" Training was hard, Rhonda had ruined her Rolex, Curly died of asthma, Torvolt broke 207 of Eugine's bones' (hence the nickname Skinbag), but half way through a BMXer rode by threw a brick with a note attached, hit skinbag in the head and rode off into the shadows. The note said "The gang will be at gearold feild in five minutes, wether you'r ready or not". Everyone started to panic. Torvolt ran away screaming. "Well time to hold down the fort" said Arnold. Thinking Arnold had some great plan they all said yes. Arnold went behind the bleachers and pulled out 5 big sack's. To everyone's horor it was filled with baseball's and that was what they were going fight of the gang with. Rhonda thinking Arnold was crazy called someone. 5 minutes later the war begain Balls flying, bats swinging,knives stabbing, bodies falling, only Arnold was left. The gangsta's we're circuling him. Suddenly they all fell in a puddle of blood. Arnold looked around, nobody home. he then saw a little red dot on his shirt. He tried to whipe it away but it wouldent move. Then he looked up and saw that the rooftops were coverd with snipers. "Is this Washington or something?". "Nope" on of thee snipers explained. Suddenly the police arrived and told all of the snipers to surrender. Suddenly that cop fell. Within minutes the city's pol,ice force was dead.Arnold finaly asked "What gives you the right to kill everyone you please?". The sniper jumped down from the roof then pulled out his wallet and showed Arnold a picture of himself in a thong. "Oops wrong picture." He then showed him his NRA listen. "This gives me the right to kill anyone I want". the sniper explained. "Actully it only gives you the right to buy a gun" Arnold told the man. "Oopsy daisy". Well what are they going to do put me in jail?"
The End
Tune in for the next installment with guest stars Danny Devito, Arnold Shwarstenager, Mr. T and many people you don't like. The Next Episode will be chapter 2. HELLS ANGELS COME'S TO TOWN!
One day Arnold was walking to school when he saw something a little disturbing.12 15 year old's, wearing baby blue who must of been at least 6 feet tall, each were riding wee little BMX's towards Gearold feild. "i wonder what's going on" Arnold said to himself. Arnold decided to investigate. It was a big mistake. What he saw changed the way he looked at mankind forever. All 12 of the punks we're jacking up wolfgang and his crew, with baseball bats, switchblade, and what looked to be mace. "OH MY GOD!!!" Arnold cried. "RUN ARNOLD, RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!!" Arnold yelled to Wolfgang. "I CAN'T JUST LEAVE YOU!!!" Arnold replied. "DON'T WORRY, MY SOCIAL WORKER DOSENT LOVE ME! AND I HAVE INSURANCE!!!". "BUT WOLFGANG YOU DON'T HAVE A SOCIAL WORKER!" Arnold explained. "I DON'T?!?!, THEN WHO'S IN MY HOUSE?, AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!" Wolfgang was gone. Arnold did the only thing that he knew how to, he ran. He ran to school and when he got there he went to principal Wartz. He told him of the twisted ordeal and the fate of Wolfgang. Wartz looked nervous, loosend his collar and said "Don't worry about it son, i'll be getting paid from them soon, er i mean i'll take care of it". He didnt. But what he came to school wearing the next day scared Arnold, Gerold and even Mr. Simmons. He had goldrings that all spelt together G-A-N-G-S-T-A-A. No one knew what the extra A stood for. After school Arnold rallied up his posse to meet at Gerold field. The first question on everybody's mind was why was Torvolt there?Arnold soon gave them an anwser. "Torvolt here is going to train all of us to fight off those gang dude's. You must listen to everything he says, do everything he want's, sleep when he tells you to sleep, or i gave him permission to put you to sleep. got it?" Training was hard, Rhonda had ruined her Rolex, Curly died of asthma, Torvolt broke 207 of Eugine's bones' (hence the nickname Skinbag), but half way through a BMXer rode by threw a brick with a note attached, hit skinbag in the head and rode off into the shadows. The note said "The gang will be at gearold feild in five minutes, wether you'r ready or not". Everyone started to panic. Torvolt ran away screaming. "Well time to hold down the fort" said Arnold. Thinking Arnold had some great plan they all said yes. Arnold went behind the bleachers and pulled out 5 big sack's. To everyone's horor it was filled with baseball's and that was what they were going fight of the gang with. Rhonda thinking Arnold was crazy called someone. 5 minutes later the war begain Balls flying, bats swinging,knives stabbing, bodies falling, only Arnold was left. The gangsta's we're circuling him. Suddenly they all fell in a puddle of blood. Arnold looked around, nobody home. he then saw a little red dot on his shirt. He tried to whipe it away but it wouldent move. Then he looked up and saw that the rooftops were coverd with snipers. "Is this Washington or something?". "Nope" on of thee snipers explained. Suddenly the police arrived and told all of the snipers to surrender. Suddenly that cop fell. Within minutes the city's pol,ice force was dead.Arnold finaly asked "What gives you the right to kill everyone you please?". The sniper jumped down from the roof then pulled out his wallet and showed Arnold a picture of himself in a thong. "Oops wrong picture." He then showed him his NRA listen. "This gives me the right to kill anyone I want". the sniper explained. "Actully it only gives you the right to buy a gun" Arnold told the man. "Oopsy daisy". Well what are they going to do put me in jail?"
The End
Tune in for the next installment with guest stars Danny Devito, Arnold Shwarstenager, Mr. T and many people you don't like. The Next Episode will be chapter 2. HELLS ANGELS COME'S TO TOWN!