it had been nearly a year since hol horse last went outside his house. he had been eating cereal this entire time. he just sat there eating cereal. nothing else
hol horse was ready for a new challenge "i could be just like The Jotaro...i could be the hero and win all the girls hearts
OH WAIT EVERYONE IS ALREADY MY GRILF END ISNT THAT RIGHT!"
there was no answer. hol was upset but wasnt because he was too busy getting ready to become Cool
hol hol hol, hol laughed. he knew that the road would be tuff but he could do it.
BUT JUST THEN A HELICOPTER BUSTED THROUGH THE WALL AND CRASHED STRAIGHT INTO HOL HORSE
's hat and it was damaged beyond repair. Hol cries for 16 straight seconds but then he stopped because he wasnt crying anymore
hol horse decieded to become cool he would have to Do One CartWheel, and then go back to that very same supermarket that had scared him before
Okay... I cAN DO THIS! hol hol'd while holing onto Emperor which is his stand which is a gun stand which shoots gun stand bullets
hol went into Cartwhell stance, and just when it looked like he was gonna land it...
he was not even in the same place anymore because he teleported somewhere else and he fell down
OW
hol horse was hol hurt
but he powered through and stood up again
hol was victorious against the cruel and unforgiving earth beneath his feet
but one day he knew he would sink back into the depths, leaving the mortal coil...
hehe,hol hehe'd, how existential
he didnt know what that meant but he thought that was smart and cool
how ever he had a pressing matter...
where was he teleport?
it had turned out...
The Supermarket was where Hol was Horsed now!
Ah...I am back" Hol Said
"Die" said the supermarket
the supermarket was a stand user this whole time
just then an airplane-train hybrid crashed into the supermarket and straight into hol horse
hol horse was flying through the air at very fast speeds becuase the train was fast so he was fast
hol horse found himself on the surface of Jupiter, the plant
Well Hole...Hol said
at least I Got My CEREAL
ALLL THIS TIME HE JUST WANTED THE CEREAL AND HE GOT IT
HE ACOMPLISHED HIS GOAL
but then he dropped the cereal and the gravity floated it away and the cereal was lost
and he heard the crusaders voices say, very slowly
TROLLED. . .