A Life of Curry, Coffee, and Delicious Pancakes
It was warm outside because it was summer so I went inside. The cafe was empty like always because not many people eat here because the menu is weird. I walked to the counter in my school uniform and with my school bag because I was coming home from school, but it was not home, I lived in my parent's friend's friend's business' attic. I looked at the stairs and walked to them to go upstairs to bed, but a man stood next to the counter and gestured me over.
"I want to talk with you." Sojiro said, and Sojiro is my new guardian because I got arrested for assault, but I did not do it, because mean old Shido got his victim to lie to police about it, and they believed her. Sojiro is my parent's friend's friend, and he has a pointy beard and glasses and likes to hide his crying and has an adoptive daughter (AN: who is not blood related to him, so it's not weird) that he looks after, He runs the cafe and likes to flirt with women, even though his is single and he does not know any alive women, except that one prosecutor lady who is not in to that.
"Yeah, what is it?" I said seductively, and in response to Sojiro. Sojiro was wearing his sexy hat, and that hat gets me good in the you-know-what kind of way. I looked at him, and he walked over all sexily from behind the counter and closer to me because he is my guardian and he loves me.
"As you know, I am your guardian and I love you. But I cannot take it anymore." Sojiro said happily, wiping the tears from his manly, beautiful eyes after moving his glasses aside. He was wearing his apron too, and had it tied tight around his torso, so you could see his well toned body and his pants were tight, so you could see his budding erection.
"I cannot take it anymore either. I need you, Sojiro. I love you, but not in the guardian way. I love love you." (AN: This is true love, not weird fake family love, so it's not weird) I said sorrowfully. Sojiro stood next to me, and took off my glasses, and I took off his glasses. We looked deep into each other's eyes, and began casually making out, with Sojiro's beautiful face and eyes right in my mine. We even did tongue stuff, with our tongues slowly clashing with each other's as they thrashed around our mouths and saliva dripped everywhere.
Sojiro took off his apron, and my blazer, and we placed our arms around each other, before sitting on the dining table at LeBlanc (AN: This is a proper location, and has not changed from the original, so it's not weird). Sojiro took off his pants, and I took off mine, and he turned me over because this is how you do it properly.
I could feel Sojiro's doing some magical stuff, and we kept doing it over and over. Sojiro kept going, and going until his you-know-what felt good (AN: I watched a video on this, so I know this is how this works, so it's not weird), and his special curry arrived where it should. Sojiro removed his item from me and rested its upon on the table.
I put my finger somewhere warm, and found some tadpoles and wiped them off and ate some. They tasted good because it was Sojiro's and Sojiro puts a lot of love into everything he loves, like me, and he is a good cook. I sat up and looked at Sojiro who was now set next to me on the table.
"I love you, Akira. Not in the weird guardian way, but I love love you. Hold me forever." (AN: See, this is beautiful true love, not guardian or family stuff, so it's not weird) Sojiro said longingly, and I complied. I took his muscular arms, and wrapped them around me, and he took my beautiful boy skinny arms and put them around him, and we loved each other as much as possible.