Disowned: I do not own any charters in this story they belong to Stephanie Meyer

A.N.: Me and my friend Stefanie were in maths class and we just finished colouring in our money. We started talikg about twilight and i told her i have this anime of bella and edward in bed with bella covered in feathers. Then I said I bet edward only took bella for pillows. Then Steffy said stuff and then we kept talking about. The bell rang so we had to go to our next class. Then Steffy came to me after her science class and then she gave me a piec of paper and told me she wrote our story down on it. Rgen a guy we know stole it. We finally got it back and now im posting it on behalf of Stefanie. So i hope u like it.Bella and Edward Honeymoon Spoof

"I bit a few pillows," he growled.

"What? So u didn't bite me?! You bit the pillows?! I bet u didn't take me on the honeymoon for us. You did it for the pillow and yourself!" I snapped.

He left the room. I switched the pillows cases and shoved them up my shirt.

"What we did last night made me fat!" I yelled.

He burst into the room and looked at me.

"What the fuck? How the…why are there feathers under your shirt?"

"I'm…uh…I'm a bird!" I stammered. "I'm a prego bird."

"Hmm," he walked away.

I went to retrieve a doll and shoved that up my shirt too. He walked back in.

"What are you doing?"

"Umm…..checking the heartbeat. Yep it's still alive. I thought it died for a min cause I couldn't feel the heartbeat."

He murmed frustrated to himself and walked out again. I walked happily into the bathroom, almost skipping and I closed the door. I took off my shirt to have a shower and the doll slammed onto the floor loudly.

"What was that? Are you alright." An anxious voice questioned on the other side of the door.

I put my shirt back on and started putting the pillows back up my shirt again.

"Yeah I'm alright!" I grabbed the doll and it wouldn't fit.

"Get in there," I murmured angrily at the doll.

"Get in where? Ed asked.

"Never mind give the bird some privacy."

A.N.: The End I hope u like Stephanie's and my imagination:P

If u would like more spoofs all u have to do is tell me and ill tell Stephanie and we can make one for u all.

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MGG1e & S+3phn13