Today was a different day in the Akatsuki because today is the annual sake day (Hidan's B-day)
"Happy birth day Hidan!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Tobi yelled in Hidan's ear.
"What-?!"
Hidan yelled angrily.
"Happy birth day!"
Tobi repeated excited wile jumping on Hidan.
"Kakuzus money better be on fire or you're dead!"
Hidan said.
"Help me!!! My money's on fire!!! Hidan help me you b*tch!!!"
"What the f*ck is your f*ckin' problem you sun of a b*tch I'm going to f*ck you up in the *ss hole"
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"Um Kakuzu are you …?"
CRASH!!!
"Happy birth day un!"
"Everyone just leave!"
Hidan bellowed in a rage and in seizure.
"Turtle un (Sasori) should get him to the hospital un?"
"H*ll no and stop calling me turtle!"
"F*ck you sun of a b*tch wait till I tell Jashin"
"I thought you were in a seizure."
"I am and I'm in stage 1,111,111,111 A.K.A, maximum."
"HHHHHHHHHeeeeeeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyyyyy gays I invented the time machine."
"Tobi and Itachi are good boys!"
Tobi said happily
"That's already been invented."
Kakuzu said.
"So mine has a cloak."
Tobi said while smiling.
"……………………."
There was a long silence.
"Tobi a good boy…? : ("
"Yes Tobi a very good boy."
Zetsu said.
"Can we just go now?!"
Hidan said wale having a seizure.
"Oh fine"
Kakuzu said pouting.
Bam!!!!! A big flash of light bust from the time machine Hidan having lev1, 111,111,111 seizure.
"Afjkdsafhrefihreugbdfhhsheqhhfeqofqowpednvkjznjxxjfkgbaewhqua"
"Huh, were am I?"
"Hi there sonny."
Said a voice that sounded like Hidan with a bad cold.
"Who are you?"
Hidan asked.
"I'm Hidan I'm 543 years old."
"What! But I'm Hidan!"
A very annoyed and confused Hidan said.
"Well I'm you 500 years in the future."
"Are you still in the Akatsuki old bag of sh*t?"
"No I retired 345 years ago."
"What the f*ck is you're f*ckin' problem you son of a bf*tch I'm going to *ck you up in the *ss hole!"
Hidan said.
"Calm down sonny I still have my cloak."
"Okay."
Hidan said relived.
"Now sonny, have you heard of the internet?"
"NO! I have never herd of it in fact f*ck you for asking that question."
Hidan said angrily.
"But you're in it."
Future Hidan said while showing Hidan Youtube.
"Okay…I didn't need to see that picture of Konan."
Hidan said disturbed.
"So how old are you sonny 164?"
"No I am 21! I think…"
"Oh okay wanna punk that b*cth Konan?"
Older Hidan asked.
"Sure b*cth."
Hidan said.
"Hey don't call me b*tch, b*cth!"
Older Hidan said, glaring at present Hidan.
"At least I'm still myself."
Present Hidan groaned.
"Meh I'm going to bed good night." Hidan said three quarters asleep and moaning.
"Well that wasn't so bad huh?
"You wish. Said old Hidan.
T-T
Deidara: Please review Or Else You will die Deidara said in a freaky yet dumb voice like darth vaider.
Tobi: Si yah Tobi a good boy!!!