It Started With Murder

by siriuslyamoonbeam

Its a non-magic world. The Dursley's kill the Potters. But they didn't know about Harry. Luckily he was at at the Weasley's house during the time. This is the story of how he avenged the death of his parents.

1. Prolouge

Disclaimer: don't own Harry Potter :(

Authors' notes: This is our first fan-fiction so please be patient. Don't worry. This is only the beginning. Also this is non-magic.

Prologue

Vernon Dursley was planning. Petunia Dursley was planning. Dudley Dursley was plan…. er he was in his crib napping. Suddenly, " PETUNIA, I'VE GOT IT!" shouted Vernon. Dudley woke up and started to wail like a banshee. Petunia rushed from the kitchen ( I have no idea why she was there, the lord knows she can't cook to save her life) to comfort him. Vernon in his apparent happiness started dancing around. Petunia finally got Duddikins to sleep and was staring at her beloved husband in horror. He was doing some sort of Michael Jackson move and was failing miserably. After doing a fish impression for several minutes, she suddenly said," What. Are You. Doing," in a voice dripping in disdain. "What? Oh…" he trailed off nervously.

" Well, what did you yell about?"

" Oh, I found a way to get the job done."

" You fool, we don't talk about this with the windows open. We have a reputation to uphold. You know how nosy the neighbors can be! Remember that incident between between Dudley's surrogate and old Mrs. Figg?", she shrieked and she closed the window and pulled the blinds down.

" Bloody hell woman, do you want to hear the plan or not?" he snapped feeling as though she had delivered a great blow to his ego.

"Fine, fine. Get on with it. I don't got all day." she snapped back.

"I've tracked down one of their closest friends. Sirius Black. Who names their kid sirius? Druggies probably. Anyways, we get some of his DNA and leave them in strategic locations while we murder them and it's all blamed on him! It's simply brilliant! And then we get all the money. Yes Petunia I already altered their wills so that everything goes to us. There was a mention of a person by the name of Harry. Sound familiar?" he asked her.

"Harry, harry, harry…. Sounds familiar but I'm not sure where from. I think that they," they being said with so much disdain and venom that she nearly choked on it and continued," might have mentioned him once or twice ,but I'm sure that we have nothing to be worried about dear."

"What are we having for dinner?"

"What would you prefer: Thai, Japanese, Chinese, or Mongolian?"

"Ooh Mongolian."

"I'll see you in a few I'll go get it. I'm taking ickle Duddykins with me."

"K, bye I'll perfect the plan."