This is something I felt like writing while laying awake in my room, (the work of a can of Mt. Dew)
Cans of Mt. Dew, as you may not know, Fill my normally calm, docile brain with weird thoughts and images. Warning! This is an attempt to humor you! You may find this funny, or just plain weird! So fasten your seatbelts, were going in!
Maria: Hello! and welcome to Poke'mon Quiz show! Today's contestants are Ash, Misty, Brock, Jessie, and James! Here is the first question: Name one of Pikachu's attacks.
Ash: Electric Shock!
Maria: Sorry Ash that is incorrect, Brock?
Brock: Are you free tonight?
Maria: No Brock
Jessie: Lipstick!!!
Maria: No!
James: I have to potty!!!
Maria: I'm sorry James, there are no potty breaks during the show.
James: I mean it! I REALLY HAVE TO POTTY!!!
Maria: Do you know Misty?
Misty: Can I smooch with Ash?
Maria: No! *sigh* alright, next question, name a bug-type poke'mon.
Misty: Ahhhhhhhh! Bug! Kill it! Kill it! KILL IT!!!
James: Can I potty yet?
Maria: NO!
Brock: Do you have any sisters who would...
Maria: No.
Ash: Ummmm... Vulpix?
Vulpix777: What! Me a BUG!!! You are going to DIE!!!
(begins to beat Ash to a pulp)
Maria: Security!
(Security comes just in time to pull Vulpix777 off of Ash's half dead carcass)
James: Ooops! I pottied in my pants!
Everyone: Ewwwwww!
Jessie: Hair Gel!
Misty: I WANNA SMOOCH!
Ash: ME TOO! ME TOO! ME TOO!
Maria: NO SMOOCHING! This is the final question: what is your favorite poke'mon?
Ash: Must Smooch!
Misty: That is it ( Misty jumps into Ash's arms and they start ummm...you get the picture)
Brock: You are!
Jessie: AHHHHH! James is NAKED!!!
James: La La! Hee! Hee! I'm a Pikachu!!
(Starts chasing Jessie around on all fours)
Maria: Stop it! Your ruining MY SHOW!
Vulpix777: Ha Ha! I'm free! Now where's that little...*Gasp* What are they DOING!!!
Brock: WAAAAAAAA!!! She dumped Me!!!
Vulpix777: WHAT!!! KILL!!!!!
(Begins to throttle Maria)
The sene ends as Ash and Misty are still "Smooching", James, after making Jessie faint, shrugs and starts licking 'himself'. Vulpix777, after done pounding Maria, walks off into the sunset with Brock, to go find Tracy and kill him.
Hope you enjoyed it! Later on I will probably post something about killing Tracy.