Fellow students and king of the penguins. How many of you are concerned about
the problem of Casey and her penguin hating ways? It is a serious situation
that I am also concerned about. In fact, I have studied this subject thoroughly
and have some solutions that I will propose to you right now. One way to solve
the problem of Casey and her penguin hating ways is to mutate her into a giant
penguin. Doing that will work as she can't hate herself. I am sure you will all agree
that this is a start. Another way to solve this problem of Casey and her
penguin hating ways is to electro shock therapy . This will then mess with her
brain so she'll think that she likes penguins. Finally, you can pay her off.
You will be surprised how such an action will affect her, she might not like penguins, but
at least she might not hate them so much. In conclusion, you have seen
effective ways to solve this serious problem. Does anyone have questions?