"I'm not your boyfriend." Menma muttered out through gritted teeth. Sasuke kept up trailing him through the back alleys that he knew just as well as the other, much to the Namikaze's discontent about it as he was trying to loose him.
"How can you say that? After we've kissed, after what we've done." Sasuke placed heavy inflection on the end of his word, adding a whole layer of assumptions into it so that Menma would place his own version of what Sasuke meant without him having to give up what he was actually holding dear to him.
"Oh my fucking God!" Menma whipped around, grabbing Sasuke by the front of his shirt and pushing him up against the brick wall. If there had been enough light around the Uchiha would have seen that Menma was a little flushed even with the angry expression painted on his face.
"It was ONCE! And on a mission you asswod. You thing what happens out there even means anything? I just wanted to get off, the fact that you're the one that helped instead of my own hand means nothing." He dropped the male's clothing, letting him fall just that inch to the floor so they were each standing on their own feet now, Menma towering over Sasuke as he always had in a more metaphysical way than anything.
"I'm not your boyfriend so just go back to picking up a new girl every week to get off in and come crying back to Sakura just like you always do. Nothing's changed. I'm staying with Hinata and if you try to bring this shit up to her not only with she not believe you but she'll kick your ass worse then I will." Menma brushed off his jacket as if touching Sasuke had dirtied him some how. "Now, straighten up. I'll see you at the gates on Monday. Try to show up on time to, slacker."