"Adventure Gone Wrong" by John Strong
Writer's notice: This is just another one of those stories where a wierdo freak decides to go around and kill everybody just because they exist. Except this wacko, er, wierdo freak just has to be twelve feet tall!!! (he also has every gun known to Man) If you like Pokemon and you don't wanna have any of your favorite characters to die, leave NOW, because everybody in this story that's a main character's gonna die!
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NARRATOR: Once again Ash, Misty and Brock on another one of their adventures...
JOHN STRONG: Hey stupid motherfuckin' narrator! Shut your ashole up and get to the story!
NARRATOR: Well, you're the writer, one word and I'm dead.
JS: Hey, that gives me an idea (sly face)... Die.
NARRATOR: AAAAAHHHH!!!!
JS: Okie, now on with the story. You see these three assholes are walking through the woods and then some stupid freak decides to come down and kill 'em... Cool, eh?
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ASH: Hey Misty, how are you feeling this morning?
MISTY: Ohh, my knees still hurt!
BROCK: Did you two screw AGAIN?
Both ASH and MISTY: yes...
BROCK: And you didn't invite me?
BOTH: Yes.
BROCK: I'm gonna go home and get me some nurse pussy... (leaves)
ASH: Hmm, Brock just left. Let's shag!
MISTY: Sounds great!
(suddenly a big honkin' spaceship comes outta the sky)
MISTY: Ohh, that makes me horny... (starts undressing)
ASH: Good... (also starts stripping)
(A loud thumping comes from the woods)
ASH: What the fuck's that?!?
(John Strong comes out)
ASH and MISTY: AHHH!!! That dude is TALL!!!
JS: So?
ASH and MISTY: And we're both NUDE!!!
JS: Cool. (goes up to Misty)
MISTY: What are you going to do?
JS: I dunno... I think I'm just gonna whip out a M16 and shove it up ya!
MISTY: WHAT?!?
JS: (whips out a M16 and shoves it up Misty, then pulls the trigger!)
MISTY: (turns to Swiss cheese!)
ASH: What the hell did you do that for?
JS: I dunno...
ASH: You mother fuckin' ass humper!
JS: I know just what I'm gonna do with you... I think I'm just gonna take out this stick of dynamite I've got in my backpack and shove it up your ass!
ASH: Fuck you!
JS: Okay! (takes out a piece of dynamite and shoves it up Ash's ass and lights the fuse!!!)
ASH: AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! (boom)
JS: Well whatta you know? It's raining little bits of guts... Little bits of asshole guts! I think now I'll go after that Brock asshole!
To be continued...
Writer's notice: This is just another one of those stories where a wierdo freak decides to go around and kill everybody just because they exist. Except this wacko, er, wierdo freak just has to be twelve feet tall!!! (he also has every gun known to Man) If you like Pokemon and you don't wanna have any of your favorite characters to die, leave NOW, because everybody in this story that's a main character's gonna die!
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NARRATOR: Once again Ash, Misty and Brock on another one of their adventures...
JOHN STRONG: Hey stupid motherfuckin' narrator! Shut your ashole up and get to the story!
NARRATOR: Well, you're the writer, one word and I'm dead.
JS: Hey, that gives me an idea (sly face)... Die.
NARRATOR: AAAAAHHHH!!!!
JS: Okie, now on with the story. You see these three assholes are walking through the woods and then some stupid freak decides to come down and kill 'em... Cool, eh?
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ASH: Hey Misty, how are you feeling this morning?
MISTY: Ohh, my knees still hurt!
BROCK: Did you two screw AGAIN?
Both ASH and MISTY: yes...
BROCK: And you didn't invite me?
BOTH: Yes.
BROCK: I'm gonna go home and get me some nurse pussy... (leaves)
ASH: Hmm, Brock just left. Let's shag!
MISTY: Sounds great!
(suddenly a big honkin' spaceship comes outta the sky)
MISTY: Ohh, that makes me horny... (starts undressing)
ASH: Good... (also starts stripping)
(A loud thumping comes from the woods)
ASH: What the fuck's that?!?
(John Strong comes out)
ASH and MISTY: AHHH!!! That dude is TALL!!!
JS: So?
ASH and MISTY: And we're both NUDE!!!
JS: Cool. (goes up to Misty)
MISTY: What are you going to do?
JS: I dunno... I think I'm just gonna whip out a M16 and shove it up ya!
MISTY: WHAT?!?
JS: (whips out a M16 and shoves it up Misty, then pulls the trigger!)
MISTY: (turns to Swiss cheese!)
ASH: What the hell did you do that for?
JS: I dunno...
ASH: You mother fuckin' ass humper!
JS: I know just what I'm gonna do with you... I think I'm just gonna take out this stick of dynamite I've got in my backpack and shove it up your ass!
ASH: Fuck you!
JS: Okay! (takes out a piece of dynamite and shoves it up Ash's ass and lights the fuse!!!)
ASH: AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! (boom)
JS: Well whatta you know? It's raining little bits of guts... Little bits of asshole guts! I think now I'll go after that Brock asshole!
To be continued...