By. BlueSky
Ratings T (for now but do not think it will become M or lower than T...)
Pairings: Not yet Unknown therefore need help of the reviewers! SO PLEASE REVIEW?
Diclaimer ALL THE ANIMATION AND THE CHARACTERS I USED FROM SOME ANIME/MANGA ARE NOT MINE! sad but yes, they are not mine T^T
Life as Complicated as This
One peaceful(?) day in Ouran High School, when a girl and few Shinigamis, who disguised themselves as human beings in the gigais, come to this luxurious school, the annoying arguments and the sound of breaking teacups, plates, silver tea spoon (which I believe costs about two hundred dollars each) are not inevitable. Ah, and that includes the sound of Tamaki Suoh getting crying loudly from the decrease of Haruhi Fujioka's already almost non-existence attention due to the fact that she is now deeply in a relationship called "friendship" with a fellow girl named, Rukia Kurochi… and thus began the story full of craziness, cussing-ness, overly-obsessive-brother-ness, and more.
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Current Time: April 1st, and yes, I believe they have April Fool's Day in Ouran High.
Place: Ouran High School building and many other places…
Characters: Rukia Kuchiki and Haruhi Fujioka are the main characters…
Author's Note: Too lazy to write all the characters down T^T
As the first cherry blossom falls to the luxurious school of Ouran High School the transferred students are being announced to each class.
A-1
"Uhm… err… KYAA!"
"Sensei, would it be okay if I introduce myself to the class?" said the raven haired girl who was twitching her eyes in annoyance. She was doing her best not punch the pink haired twins which acted like a 5-year-old Yachiru, whom Rukia had to baby-sit for Zaraki-san, her neighbor, and she was feeling very annoyed that the teacher seemed useless…
"I think that would be a good idea…" stuttered the teacher, trying to figure out the student's name. However, patience was wearing thin as the Rukia sighed at the teacher's hopeless case.
"Rukia Kurochi, sensei." said she, hoping that would perhaps help the already helpless teacher.
"Yes, Kurochi -san… uhm class we have a new student…" was all the timid, poor, useless, utterly useless, teacher could say before Ms. Kurochi kindly banged the teacher's desk with her new school book, which silenced the whole class with stares and sweat-drops due to the sudden noise.
"Hello," bowed the petite girl with deep violet eyes. "I am Rukia Kurochi nice to meet you!" and smiled as she turned away and kindly and sweetly glared at the teacher signaling him to continue what he is suppose to be doing.
"Uhm… yes this is Kurochi -san and I am hoping that you will be kind to her… oh, and the seat! Uhm, yes! Why don't you seat behind Fujioka-san, Kurochi -san?" said the trembling, timid teacher.
"Neh, Sub! Where is our sensei?" asked the pink-haired-boy No.1
"Yea, what happened to her?" asked the pink-haired-boy No.2
"Uhm, she had a special meeting this early morning and called that she would take a day off today…" said the timid teacher as he was cut off by the cheering class.
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Same Time: 1-C
"Class we have new students!" said the slightly fat teacher.
The class silenced and looked at the orange-haired boy, red-spiked-haired boy, shiny-bald-haired boy, and weird-gay-looking-eye-lid boy.
Author's note: I guess you should call them man… but aw well I'll just go with it for now?
'Well that's interesting. I think this is the first class that did not…yell out about our appearance...' and Ichigo Kurosaki was rudely interrupted in between his thoughts as he heard the loud yell of one word and the expected scream of pain from the poor boy who screamed the word…
"BALDY?"
BAM CRASH and yes, the good old scream-
"KYAAAAAAAAAAAA!" that cried for the poor boy's life.
"Now I am not the only bald, you got a problem with it?" growled Ikkaku Madarame.
Silence and then came the laugh…
"Pwhahahah!"
Renji Abarai
1
"Pfft…."
Yumichika Ayegesawa
2
And a smack on the head with "hahahaha!"
Ichigo Kurosaki
3… everyone in the class formed a cold sweat-drop as the classmates felt the I-am-going-to-kill-you-all-black-aura.
"DAMN IT ALL OF YOU! SHUT UP BEFORE I SHAVE YOUR HEAD LIKE THE BASTARD OVER THERE!" said Ikkaku as he pointed at the now bald dude who yelled "baldy…"
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Same Time: Class 2-A
The teacher comes in and the girls who surrounded the two boys named Tamaki Suoh and Kyoya Ootori returns to their seat as all the students drop their mouth in surprise.
A woman who seemed a little too mature in her assets, a spiked-indigo-haired man with a strange tattoo, and short white haired boy?
"Introduce yourself, please." politely asked the teacher.
"Toshirou Hisugaya," and came the scream of girls who made the white-haired boy twitch in annoyance as he heard the word "short and cute." Yes, Toushiro Hitsugaya hates it more than his vice-captain getting drunk and not doing her work and hugs him with her big resources… when girls scream and puts the word short and cute together.
"Hisagi Shuuei," then blushed he as he heard the word hot, but he tried not to show it…
And Rangiku Mutsmoto sending air kisses to mans screaming and whistling before introducing herself- "Rangiku Mutsmoto, Nice to meet you all!"
'This was going to be a long day.' thought the captain of tenth division.
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Haruhi Fujioka, being a scholar student and a member of the Host Club she, I mean she who cross dressed as he, was quite well known to the whole Ouran High School building. As usually, as she was being dragged into a weird brotherly-love-scene between Hikaru and Kaoru Hitachiin she/he looked at the new student in fascination and couldn't resist herself from talking to her.
As Haruhi noticed that the new student was now looking at her, she smiled and introduced herself, "Haruhi Fujioka, nice to meet you Kurochi -san?"
Rukia feeling the warmth and the genuine smile of Haruhi as the little Kurochi smiled back politely and replied, "Pleasure is mine Fujioka-san, you have a beautiful smile…" and Rukia gasped finding out that the girl was a boy not a she. "Oh, sorry I thought you were a girl… ha ha ha, deepest apologies!" bowed Rukia.
"No need to Kurochi-san, I get this quite a bit." replied Haruhi, as she blushed slightly unknowingly.
As Rukia felt the intense gaze of Haruhi, who was eyeing her uncharacteristic apparel, Rukia smiled and opened her mouth to explain.
"I just came back from a trip from U.S. and didn't have the time to change clothing."
Well accustomed to the wealthy students that drank teas that came for thousands of dollars worth china, Haruhi easily shrugged off her suspicion. However, she couldn't help but admire how good the petite, raven-haired girl looked in her Ralph Lauren black striped grey button up collar shirt with a simple black dress pants and the casual black and white Converse. Suddenly, Haruhi was pulled off from her daze as she heard Kurochi's worried voice.
"Uhm, Fujioka-san? Are you feeling okay? You seem quite tired…"
"Yes and no with these two around it becomes a second nature for me to feel exhausted" said Haruhi as she smiled weakly at the girl's concern.
"I can tell… I have someone like them as well…" as Rukia immediately thought of her twin younger brothers.
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As the class ended for a lunch break Haruhi and Rukia became quite close and the twins started to feel jealous. Of course, Rukia still didn't know that Haruhi was cross dressing for a 'certain reason' but they got along because of their similar some-what-friendly-but-cold-hearted-minds…
However, the peace would not last long for Hikaru and Kaoru Hitachiin got up with a brilliant plan: to make Rukia do the same mistake Haruhi did. The twins inwardly smirked as they thought of putting the plan in action.
"What the?" said Rukia as she felt a shiver down her spine for as she suddenly felt an ominous prickle.
"Is something wrong Rukia?" asked the concerned Haruhi.
"Nothing, no worries Haruhi I think I just sensed something evil…"
'What the heck was that?' thought Rukia as she tried to come up with the reason behind the spine-chilling-shivering-sensation.
"So, shall we go get a lunch now?" asked Haruhi as they, Rukia and Haruhi, heard the squealing and screaming of fangirls. 'Are they here again?' thought Haruhi as she sighed in defeat.
'What the heck is up with the noise in this school?' thought Rukia as she glared at the people who was entering and rudely interrupting her conversation with Haruhi.
"HARUHI! DID YOU MISS YOUR DADDY?" called out the blonde-curly-haired-man as he ran up to give death-hug to Haruhi.
However, poor Tamaki as he did not see the frown on Rukia's face as she immediately threw her notebook hitting the only son of Suoh right on his head with the edge of the book. Or so she thought until the said young man slipped and fell head first on the near by table. 'Ouch…' thought Rukia as she heard the loud…
THUD
"Owie… that hurts. Mother! MOTHER! I AM HURT!" said Tamaki as he rubbed his head and started to sob in his usual child-like manner.
"Yes, father I am here now stop yelling…" said Kyoya as he hit Tamaki's head fully enjoying what has just happened and stared at the girl who threw the book.
Rukia was amazed to see what was going on. 'The highest noble Suoh Clan's son was here?' Thinking that this can't get any worse she saw the second man who came in… 'Kyoya Ootori, too? Heck! This can't get any worse now!'
"Well, well isn't this Kurochi-san? Truly glad to see you and welcome to Ouran High." said Kyoya putting on a kind smile.
'That was a total fake smile. Dang it, I have to deal with him here as well? What was President thinking?' thought Rukia as she politely (fake) smiled back to Kyoya and replied.
"Ah, it seems that fate truly hell-bent on making me suffer, no?"
"Hmm, I would say yes. Oh, by the way that was a nice throw…" said Kyoya as he put the note-book on Rukia's hands as he leaned down to help Tamaki get up.
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"Hmm, Rukia-san by any chance do you have large amount of money like the spoiled-san over there?" asked Haruhi as she pointed at Tamaki.
"That isn't nice to your daddy Haruhi!" whined Tamaki.
"I never said or approved of you being my dad!" said Haruhi leaving now broken-hearted Tamaki to the hands of Hitachiin twins to cheer him up while patting his back with pity.
Rukia who was surprised to see how much Haruhi was to the little group she chuckled.
"Hmm, well in some ways I can say I do have a lot of money. But no I am not spoiled like Tamaki-senpai over their!" said Rukia with a sing-song voice knowing that Tamaki was having another heart attack due to her twisted comment.
"Aw! Haruhi! Haruhi! Look I got more sweets! Do you want some?" said another sing-song voice of Mitsukuni Haninozuka, who is also known as the Honey-senpai. Nevertheless, when he saw Rukia he gasped and yelled.
"Rukia-san! Yay, you are here too? I have the Chappy Mint N Chocolate limited edition chocolate do you want one?" said Honey-senpai as he brought out the chocolate and threw it high over in the air, causing Haruhi to stare at the chocolate thrown high above with curiosity as to why it was up in the air instead of handing it to Rukia like a normal human would. Then when she noticed some blur before Haruhi, she found out Rukia was not beside her anymore as she was not flying above 10 feet high of the Ouran High School's cafeteria fighting with Honey-senpai for a piece of chocolate. Haruhi sighed; she has momentarily forgotten that this school was nothing close to normal.
"Senpai, it really has been a long time. Probably it is time you lose once in your life time and give me the chocolate?" smiled Rukia as she said the words barely enough for few people, the Host Club members, to hear.
"Nuh-uh Rukia-chan! You won't be able to have that chocolate because you and I know that it is my favorite as well!" said Honey with his sing-song voice clearly enjoying the fight they were having.
Fighting in mid-air people around the cafeteria was pleasantly enjoying the unexpected show as they stared at the event unfold before them, which was…
Rukia side kicked Mitsukuni as he grabbed her kick and twisted it. Knowing that this was fully going to happen Rukia turned 360 degrees around and did a tornado kick making him let go of her feet. As Mitsukuni and Rukia dropped on the ground, like the soundless yet graceful landing of a flower petal, Rukia did a back flip giving space between herself and Honey-senpai.
"Senpai, do you want to know what I am holding?" smiled Rukia with her happy voice.
As Honey realized that she had something he immediately jerked his head from the ground and stared at her hands.
"Yes, it is your teddy-daddy..." smiled Rukia as she held a teddy bear as big as Honey sepai's small height.
"Now you know the deal right? You give me chocolate and I give you the teddy-daddy." and walked toward Takashi Morinozuka, also commonly called as Mori-sanpai, dragging the teddy-bear beside her.
"Mori-senpai, you know I mean no harm and I only wish for a chocolate that was stolen long time ago. Now would you please give me the Chappy Mint N Chocolate limited edition, please?"
"It really has been a long time." said Mori as he took out the Chappy shaped bunny wrapped chocolate as he handed it to her and received the big teddy bear in exchange.
'When did that chocolate land in the hands of Mori sempai?' thought the audience once again inwardly amazed at the agility and the speed of martial art.
"Yes, and I am glad I got my chocolate back!" said Rukia going happy like a little girl who just found her long-lost treasure.
"You are not scared of me… right?" asked Rukia, freezing in her stop as she saw amazed look from Haruhi.
"No, I think that was quite cute of you Rukia-san." said Haruhi making Rukia blush slightly.
"So, then shall we go get our lunch now?" asked Rukia as she grabbed Haruhi's hand and pulled her to the cafeteria line.
Seems like before I start on the second chapter I have to give you a hint that this story is Anime Cross Over! And yes, there will be a lot of other animation/manga cross-overs! So be aware of surprises and new, yet familiar names and appearance!
Hope you enjoyed this and R&R please?
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