CHRISTIAN GREY, SITH CONQUERING MASTER OF THE UNIVERSE
Once upon a time, in a really far far Galaxy, there existed a huge empire governed by a terrible man with really peculiar interests. His name was Christian Grey, the most powerful Sith who had ever existed. The Sith were an evolved part of the human kind who had special abilities like moving objects, projecting fire, or becoming little chickens into cows and whatsoever.
On the other side there existed the jedi, who used their powers to make good in the world, although these disappeared a few hundred years ago after the emperor Grey killed them all hitting them with his black leather bow of death, the most feared weapon in the whole universe.
Anyways, lately the emperor Grey had been kind of sad as there was nobody else to sodomize or nowhere else to conquer and then kill the natives, obviously by sodomizing them, and in fact, he had decided to take a holiday and maybe visit a parallel universe and just take some time to enjoy sodomizing people just for fun.
This way, he asked two of his best scientists Marty McFly and "Doc" Emmet Brown how could he travel between dimensions; they told him they had been working on a new machine called the DeLorean, but, even though they told him it wasn't finished he was so excited with the idea that he decided to take the chance and give it a try.
After he got on, he started the machine and suddenly he went back to 1885... but it wasn't the normal world in 1885. It was a world where religion had never existed, allowing science to develop itself way more than in the universe where he came from. However, soon he realized something he couldn't tolerate in his life: in such a scientific and developed world there was no room for entertaining, and therefore for sodomy.
So he decided that one last time, he would conquer that world and teach everybody the advantages in sodomizing others, although this time he decided to do it democratically, and so, he created a political party called Friends of Sodoma; the name did not make any kind of sense even if it sounded kind of similar to sodomizing, but he liked it anyways and he knew he would win the elections thanks to his Sith powers.
Finally, on June the 26th, he won the rigged elections with 96501546585421 votes in favor and the 85% of participation. That way he created a state of sex, lust, semi- anarchy, and, overall, sodomy.
And everyone, especially the president Christian Grey, lived happy in their new (lusty sodomized) lives.
The End.
Disclaimer: Not mine, just playing in other's sandbox.