Me: *Kairi and I drag in Sora and Riku*
Sora: Ow, ow, OW! Watch it!
Kairi: *rolls eyes and smacks Sora upside the head* Shut up!
Riku: *grumbles*
Me: *glares at Riku and finally stops on a stage* We're here! Kairi, do the disclaimer.
Kairi: *nods* Alyssa the Dovahkiin doesn't own Kingdom Hearts, Square Enix, or us!
Episode 1: 10 ways to relieve boredom
The screen fades into a room where Sora is sleeping on the bed and Riku is poking him with a stick. Kairi is just watching from the other side of the room. Kairi just gives up, yanks the stick out of Riku's hand, and drops it on Sora's stomach, awaking him with a start.
"What the-!" Sora yelled, hitting Kairi with the stick. Riku yanked the stick out of Sora's hand, and chunked it out the open window. The three watched the stick fly off far away….
(Far away)
Selphie was drawing in the sand when-
Chunk! The stick hit her square in the face. She was soon seen knocked out.
(Back in the room)
Sora did that goofy grin at the camera sitting in front of the three on the desk.
"Hello, and welcome, to the Sora-…" He was cut off by a glaring Kairi. "-I mean…. The Destiny Islands Show!" He finished off, chuckling, nervously.
"For our first episode, we will show 10 ways to relieve boredom! And trust me; I still have the bite marks from #10!" Kairi said, sitting on the bed.
Sora chuckled again. "Well, let's start! 'Number 10: See what human flesh taste like!'" He said. Giant blue letters came up on screen that read, "See What Human Flesh Taste Like" as the screen faded and came up again where Kairi and Sora are on the beach.
Sora walked up to Kairi, and bit her arm. She screamed and ran away, with Sora gnawing on her arm. She was shaking her arm, screaming, "GET OFF ME!"
The scene changed back to the bedroom, where Kairi was attacking Sora, Sora was screaming like a little girl, and Riku was sitting there, snickering.
"Number 9: Bite a moogle." Riku said after he stopped snickering.
The words, "Bite A Moogle" in blue came on the screen. It faded to show Sora sneaking up in behind a moogle. He pounced on it, gnawing on the little things arm. It punched him in the eye, and floated away like nothing happened.
The scene changed back to show the three on the bed again, but Sora with a mad face.
"…Stupid moogle… punched in the eye… I hate the moogle….." He muttered. "Well, anyways!" He said brightening up. "Number 8: Kiss a stranger!" He yelled.
The words showed up in blue again. The scene changed and Sora was stalking someone random. He ran up to him, kissed him, and ran away, like someone who just got seriously poisoned.
The scene changed back to Sora trying to push Riku (who kept kissing him, and was leaning on him at the time) off him.
"Number 7: attack Riku!" Kairi yelled, which made Riku straighten up immediately.
The word showed up in blue, but the scene didn't change.
"GET IM!" Kairi yelled and pounced on Riku.
"Number 6…," Sora said looking down at the fighting teens. "Is to kiss Riku!" He immediately pulled Riku off Kairi and kissed him just as the letters appeared on screen.
"Number 5…," Kairi said, separating Riku and Sora. ", is to prank call!"
The letters got on screen while the three gathered around a phone, Riku dialing the number. A minute later, they answered the phone.
"Hm?" He said into the phone.
"Yeah… I wanted to know…. Is your butt on fire?" Riku said back.
"What the-?! NO! MY BUTT IS DEFINATLTY NOT, I REPEAT NOT, ON FIRE!" He yelled back as he slammed the phone back on the holder, and the three had a laughing fit.
"O-okay….." Sora said, recovering from his fit. "Number 4: Read Fanfic!" He yelled grabbing out a laptop as the letters appeared on screen.
He clicked on a fic and screamed.
"What is it?!" Kairi asked.
"S-SoKai….." Sora whimpered. Riku laughed as Kairi stood there, gaping.
"Number 3: PILLOW FIGHT!" Kairi screamed. She grabbed a pillow when the words appeared on screen. She attacked Sora with it.
"Number 2: Prank Text!" Riku yelled texting the same dude. He set his signature as 'God' and texted "I know what you did." Soon after, the dude's scream was heard in Antarctica! The three had another laughing fit!
"And number 1:" Sora's voice lowers to a whisper. "Is prank Kairi!"
The letters appeared on screen, and when Kairi fell asleep, Sora put shaving cream on her hand. Riku tickled her nose with a feather. Her hand went up and…
SQUISH! The shaving cream smeared of her face.
Sora laughed and Riku snickered, but Kairi's eyes flamed!
"HAHAHA! Join us on: Episode 2!" Sora yelled as the screen faded.
(BONUS FOOTAGE!)
Kairi snuck the camera out with her.
"Okay, guys! I heard this REALLY weird noise coming from Sora's room! Let's check it out!" She whisper yelled at the camera.
She opened the door to Sora's room and-
"…AWKWARD!" She said, seeing Riku having a make-out session with Sora.
"GET OUT!" Riku yelled throwing a shoe at the running Kairi.
"NO WAY! THIS IS GOING ON YOUTUBE NOW!" She screamed running out of the room.
A/N: Hey, guys! How was it for my first web show fiction? And if anybody was offended by the Yaoi, I am sorry but this is my fic.