My first fanfiction

By Edward Elric

Colonel Bastard made me go into the office again today. Well, didn't make me. I could take him any day. So I decided to go into the office. I could see the eyes on my body as I walked from the dorms to HQ and they didn't end when I stepped into his office.

I put my hand on my hips and stared down at him.

The man seemed momentarily speechless, but I could see the lust in his eyes. He was too short for me, so I didn't even bother recognizing his obvious love for my tall, lean body. "Okay, you bastard," I said to his face, knowing he couldn't do anything about it. "What do you want?"

Roy sighed deeply and looked at me, carefully avoiding my black leather pants, which were tight due to my size, even when I wasn't erect. "I don't have a date tonight, Fullmetal," he said eventually, licking his dry lips.

"Fuck, why would I care, bastard?" I asked. He wasn't that bad looking. He certainly didn't deserve the title of Colonel Sexy I sometimes heard behind his back, but he looked like he could be a good fuck. I'm sure I'm better, though.

"Want to go out some time?" Roy asked, trying to use that smooth tone he used when picking up women, but failing, due to my innate sexiness.

"Like when?" I asked. "I've got a couple of dates tonight... And they're all better looking, too..."

Roy blanched, the mounds of paperwork he couldn't even do falling to the floor. I looked at the clock and smiled. "I'll make you a deal," I said, sitting on his desk.

"A deal?" Roy asked, swallowing hard.

"I can't go out with you," I told him, smiling sultrily. "Well, not for the next two months at least."

"And?" Roy managed, obviously upset.

"But it's lunch break and we could fuck on your desk."

Roy stared at me, obviously growing hard at my words. "Al-Alright," he said.

"But I get to tie you up," I told him, playing with his black hair.

He moaned wantonly at that, shifting in his chair. "Fullmetal," he moaned.

"No," I told him, placing a finger on his lips, which he sucked on greedily. "You'll call me Fuhrer Elric."

The sex wasn't bad, but damn, that man was too short to have proper sex. Couldn't he do anything right?