I used a prompt generator and I made this.
"PAUL!"
"This isn't what it looks like, I swear!"
"Oh really? Because it looks like you're betraying my trust!"
"No, I… I…"
"Save it! You're sleeping on the couch tonight, mister!"
"Aww, come on, Ash!"
"Sorry, Paul, you messed up, you pay for it."
"You know I don't like the couch, it's lumpy and doesn't have you in it."
"You heard me."
"But-"
"No."
"But-"
"No!"
"Ash-"
"You should have known better than to eat my sandwich!"