Something I wrote in boredomXD one word was edited in this.
"Lemme talk about fucking Ruby. The other day," he begins as he clicks his tongue. "The other fucking I'm in the cafateria, eating my dinosaur shaped fuckin cookies right? and she walks in and sits down, RIIIIIIGHT on my lap. And she's all like, 'COME OOOOOOOOOOOOON! Your cookies are like my favorite!' And im just there, trying to enjoy a meal. AS I DO, with my cookies, and 2 percent milk. Not that skim shit, but SHE WOULD NEVER KNOW THAT! And she sits on down ta me, all teary eyed and shit! and guess what she says! Guess what she says! guess what she says! 'Pwease?' FUCK YOU GIRL! I KNOW I LEFT SOME OF THE COOKIES IN THE CONTAINER, SO WHY THE FUCK YOU TRYIN TO GET MINE! ADORABLE PIECE OF ASS, POUTIN MOTHER FUCKER! I LEFT THEM THERE, FOR YOU, SO THIS WOULDNT HAPPEN, BUT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! YOU GOT SOME FUCKIN RAISEN COOKIE SHIT, MOTHER FUCKIN WEISS MADE THE OTHER DAY, AND YOOOOOOOOOOOU GRABBED 'EM. BUT NOOOOOOOOOOOO! GOTTA TAKE JAUNE'S COOKIES! JESUS!" He said huffing at the end.
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"Ohhhhhhhhhkaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyy then..." Ren stated. Everyone looked at Jaune, Who had gotten his breathing under control again, before Ruby spoke.
"I know you like how we shared them though." She said with a slight pout