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Denmark rolled his eyes and he couldn't believe that he was being drafted into the military.

'Why did my parents name me Denmark.' Denmark mentally thought to himself and his arms were crossed in annoyance.

"Hey, I'm a homosexual. So I can't be drafted." Denmark said bluntly, but to be honest he did not have a damn clue which gender he preferred or if he was just bisexual.

"No. You have to serve regardless of your preference." The Danish man stated flatly and he shook his head.

"Fucking hell are you serious." Denmark commented in an irritated voice and he glared at the Danish man. "That sucks."

"I'm completely serious, Denmark." The Danish man told him in a slightly annoyed tone and he shook his head. "Honestly, We need every able man regardless of what he tends to do in his free time."

"Shit." Denmark muttered and he gritted his teeth.

"Service is mandatory." The Danish man commented firmly and Denmark sulked for a moment.

"Why the hell can't we be like Italy or France or-" Denmark started to say, but then he stopped for a moment and then muttered bitterly. "Never mind."

"Denmark. You still have to serve. A minimum of four months to a year." The Danish man stated sternly and he was feeling annoyed that Denmark was being more difficult than anyone else.

"What if I said I was a women?" Denmark asked in a curious voice and he was trying to think of a way out of having to serve in the military. "Oh, What if I dressed like a women? Hell I'll make one hot and sexy chick."

"I have your birth certificate." The Danish man stated firmly and then added. "It is useless to try to get out of serving your country. You are named after it."

"Damnit." Denmark muttered bitterly and he clenched his fist, but then sighed heavily to himself. "Fine, I will do my time and I don't give a damn if it sounds as if I'm going to jail. Take me away and draft my sorry ass."

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