Rugal vs Geese:

Geese: You spilled my ice cream, you have asked for my wrath
Rugal: I have not touched your ice cream fiend, but if you would like to dance with my dancing feet of fury, then bring on your fist that is the weakest i have seen in all Schools for Little Girls and Pride Marches
Geese: How dare you insult my fists!
Rugal: I dare because they lack the strength of youth in springtime
Geese: Coward! I just washed them with excess hand lotion!
Rugal: Futile!
Geese: i will show you the fury that is behind my fist located in the wrist because that is where the true strength of the fight lies
Rugal: Ha ha ha ha, KAISER WAVE
Geese: *avoids* You idiot, i am the Crouching Tiger
Rugal: no matter, I am the Hidden Dragon
Geese: Your name is never mentioned in the title
Rugal: No matter, that movie was not the highest on my favorite movies, in fact it rates up there with Police Acadamy 3!
Geese: You lack sanity, Jet Li rocked in that movie
Rugal: You fool, Jet Li was not in that movie!
Geese: How dare you call me a fool when you are the one that is foolish! You have left your back open to attack! RAGING STORM!
Rugal: Nooooo!
Geese: Yes!
Rugal: *dies*