Incident #1: A flowing river.
"N-No, not there Jinguji!" Hijirikawa gasped, flailing his arms in front of the tall blonde, his face clearly showing discomfort.
"Y-You can't touch it yet," the bluenette muttered as he pushed against Jinguji's chest, "It's not ready yet."
"Oh? Since when do I need your permission to touch it?" Jinguji smirked.
"Still, Masa-kun, it's so soft on this side, and wet and gooey on the other," Jinguji chuckled, pulling his index and middle fingers out of the sticky concoction, his tongue savouring the sweetness of the fluid sliding off his long slender fingers.
"That's why I said we need to leave it in the oven for another ten minutes!" Hijirikawa yelled in frustration, shooting death glares at the blonde.
Jinguji gave a carefree shrug, "Tch, why don't you just buy a pre-made cake from the shop?"
A flash of white spattered across the room, and Jinguji spent the night washing cake batter off his pair of black jeans.
A/N: RenXMasa is (and will forever be) my favourite UtaPri pair. One day I'll write something more hardcore because I just love them so much. Kyaaa~