One day as Feeny was walking through the hallways of John Adam's High, he spotted a familiar face in the distance. It was Nebula! Topanga's sister who was only in one episode. A huge smile erupted on his face and he went to go hang out with her. But before he could get there, the big yellow school bus sped past and hit her. Her body violently flew across the hallway, and the walls were showered in a sea of red. (It was blood.)
Feeny sighed and called the janitor, Mr. Scruffy, to clean up the mess. He didn't.
While this was happening, Jack was eating pasta. It was also red. (It was pasta sauce, not blood.)
"Mmmm," he thought, and said.
The blood from Nebula's mangled body splattered on his shirt.
"Ahhh, man!" He said, then thought. "Pasta sauce!" (it wasn't.)(it was actually blood)(like I said.)
Feeny walked over to him, and thought "You have blood on your shirt." He then said, "You have blood on your shirt!"
Jack looked down, "Nah, this is pasta sauce!" (it still wasn't.)
Feeny shrugged and bent down. Jack became excited.
Feeny tied his shoes for him, as the laces had become undone. They were covered in pasta sauce. (Or maybe blood?)
Jack looked deep into Feeny's eyes.
"Do you wear contacts?" he thought, then asked.
"Yes," Feeny said, not thinking. Then thinking, "No."
"Oh, well then why are you wearing glasses?" Jack was confused.
"I can't see!" Feeny was in a bit of a pickle at this point, but he was about to get another pickle. (If you know what I mean.)
He went to the fridge and got a pickle.
"Hey, that's my pickle!" Jack cried.
"I'll give you a pickle!" Feeny responded, unzipping his pants.
He pulled out a fork and got another pickle. "Here ya go!"
"Thanks! By the way, your fly is undone." Jack said.
As they munched on their pickles, they began to choke.
"I'm dead," thought Feeny.
"Me too," said Jack, thinking in response.
"What?" said Feeny.
"Nothing," said Jack, dying.
They died.
Their love was eternal, and burned with the passion of 1000 suns.