Greetings everyone, I am back. After finnishing Silver Interview, I came up with this idea for a sitcom type story involving Silver and Shadow. Granted I sorta based it on Two and a Half Men, but it isn't a parody. Speaking of parodies, my other story, The Looney Ghost Busters, is curently on hiatus. Sadly i just can't seem to get in to writing it at the moment, but I will finnish it. eventually. So, without further delay I present...
Morons from Mobius
By: Sir Thomas Roberts
Episode1 Part1: Feline Favor (and yes, their called episodes since this fan fic is based of of a sitcom)
It was a dark night, the streets of Mega City were almost deserted. If some one had been there at the moment, they could have heard even a hair clipping hit the ground. But all was not peaceful. Because, at the First National Bank on the corner of William and Main, there was a robbery in progress.
"All right, don't nobody whose interested in staying alive move," said one of the six masked robbers. "Freddy, Hugo, watch the doors, Clarence, Edward, Kevin, watch the people on the floor." the other robbers all did as they were told.
All the people in the bank were laying on the floor hoping to avoid any gun shots. "Now listen here missy," the robber's leader said walking up to the female teller, "Now I wants ya to put all the cash you got that there register inside dis here bag, ya hear." he then shot the gun upwards to get his point across. The teller then started to put all the money she had in the register into the bag.
"Won't somebody save us!" a man on the floor yelled.
"Shut up you!" Kevin said pointing his gun toward the man and coked it. But before he could fire, the doors to the bank blew open and sent Freddy and Hugo flying up against the walls knocking them out. When the dust settled, there stood a heroic looking character standing in the doorway.
"Hooray, we're saved!" the teller screamed.
"Oh no were doomed!" Clarence, shrieked.
"No!" the leader yelled, "It's… it's…"
"That's right villains!" the character said stepping into the light, "It 's me Silver the Hedgehog!"
"Hold it Silver!" Shadow yelled. Shadow and Silver were sitting on the couch in the living room of Shadow's beach front Honolulu condo, "Let me point out a few problems with your story. First, why in the world would a robber reveal their names during an armed robbery. Second, ignoring the fact that the robbers were dumb enough to tell everyone in the bank their names, you never said what the leader's name was. And lastly, I'm pretty sure that you quoted Ben 10 in that first line of dialogue. Couldn't you come up with anything better?"
"So, you don't think my fan fiction is good enough to post on ?" Silver asked.
"Hmm, I'd have to say, heck no!"
"Oh come on. You couldn't you try to be a little more supportive?"
"Silver I allow you to live in my condo. What else do you want? And why are you writing fan fictions about yourself anyways?" Shadow said as he got up to get a can of A&W out of the refrigerator.
"I just figure that if I can get some cool stories about myself out on the web, fans would start to push SEGA to give me my own game."
"Uh huh, and is the screen name 'Silver the Hedgehog Roxs' also suppose to draw in new fans?"
Silver hung his head, "I'm never going to be a success am I?"
"Don't worry Silver," Shadow said coming back from the refrigerator, "I'm sure you'll make hit it big time at some point, but until then, you're always welcome to stay at my place."
"Thanks Shadow, that means a lot." Silver said feeling a little better.
"And besides," Shadow said grabbing a sun tanning mirror and a pair of sunglasses off the stand next to the couch, "Who else is going to do all the chores I'm to busy to do."
"Right, thanks," Silver said rolling his eyes.
"Good, now I need you to clean the dishes in the sink while I go sun tan,"
"But Shadow you're covered in black fur, how the heck are you suppose to get a tan. Plus doesn't your mussel already has a tan, in a way?"
"I'm famous Silver, us famous people can afford to do useless things like that."
"Like buying a Volvo S60 just because Edward Cullen from the Twilight Saga has one? On the logic that it helped him get a girlfriend?"
"No! because it's a badass car, and since I'm badass, I need a badass car. Now don't you have some dishes to wash?"
"Sigh, Whatever," Silver then made his way into the kitchen while Shadow went out to the sky deck to tan for no other reason than just because he could.
In side the kitchen, Silver put on a bright cyan cooking apron, and started went over to the sink. At first he went to open the dish washer, but to his frustration he found that the entire inside rack was gone. The white hedgehog just sighed, remembering that he and Shadow loaned it out the Chaotix detectives who lived across the street because Charmy broke theirs trying to make a set of tire spikes for the team. They worked, but on the Chaotix's car.
Silver then decided to resort to washing the dished by hand. While washing the he thought back to how SEGA screwed him by putting him a one of Sonic's worst games ever. But instead of ending up on the streets, Shadow was nice enough to let him live in his condo as a house keeper until Silver's career as a video game character took off.
'Just you wait,' Silver thought to no one in particular, 'One day I'll become the greatest video game character ever.'
A little while latter, when Silver was just finishing up the dishes, the door bell rang.
"Just a minute," he said. He then went to the door and opened it to see his girlfriend, Blaze the Cat, standing there on the front porch.
"Hi sweetie," she said kissing him on the cheek.
"Hey Blaze," he said returning the kiss, "What's up?"
"Oh nothing," she said in an innocent tone, suggesting she wanted something.
"Okay, Blaze," Silver said jokingly, "Wha'cha you need?"
"Can't a girl just drop by to visit her boyfriend," she said still using her innocent tone. Silver just stared guessingly not fooled by the obvious rouse.
"Alright Silver, you win," she said in her normal tone, "I need to ask a really big favor of you,"
"What is it?" he asked, curiously.
"I need you to watch my cousin for me."
"Really? That doesn't seen so is it and how long do I have to watch him?"
"Well, he's the thirteen year old son of my Aunt Mimi, Alexander, but we all call him Leo."
"Leo?"
"Yeah, it's short for his middle name, Leonidus. He got it from his dad, who works at the historical department at some museum in Athens."
"Okay," Silver said raising an eyebrow, "But still, how long do I have to watch him?"
"Um probably until he graduates from high school." Blaze said sheepishly.
As soon as Blaze answered Silver's jaw dropped. "What! Are you nuts! I'd watch him for a week of two, but five to six years! Why?"
"Well, look I know it sounds crazy but, he's psychic."
"Wait-wait-wait, psychic?"
Blaze sighed, "Yeah, you see, his parents just discovered this about a month ago. We've all been trying to figure out who to find to teach him to use his powers properly and you were the only other psychic we knew."
Silver just shook his head, "Look Blaze, I love you, and I respect the fact that your cousin need a proper tutor in the art of psychics. But I really don't think that him living here is the best idea. What with Shadow around and all…"
"And just why would I be a hindrance to this child's development?" suddenly Shadow appeared in the door way behind Silver. He then stepped past Silver and out onto the porch.
"Shadow, how long have you been there?" Silver asked.
"Long enough to know that you need to take in this kid." Shadow said. Blaze and Silver just stared.
"What?"
"Well," Silver said, "I figured that it would take a lot more convincing to get you to take in a kid."
"But we need to take him in. He needs the proper guidance. Plus, I've always wanted someone whom I can train him to be an ultimate badass like me."
When she heard this Blaze said, "On second thought, Silver, maybe, my family should find some one else."
"I don't know Blaze," Silver said, "Maybe Shadow has a point. Not the part with the foul language, but the part about Leo needing someone to train him properly. Plus the only thing I was worried about was Shadow not wanting to have I kid living with us. And you know I would never let Shadow be come too much of an influence on him."
"And I need to train him to be a bad…"
"If you say that again, I'll burn your face off," Blaze cut Shadow off.
"Come on, Blaze, what harm could it do to just give it a try?" Silver said while Shadow gave Blaze those sappy puppy dog eyes.
"Hmm, alright, I'll bring him over tomorrow, and besides, he'll just be living here during the school year. So, I suppose Shadow won't be that much of an influence on him."
"Hooray!" Silver and Shadow both said.
"And Shadow," Blaze said.
"Yeah Blaze?" Shadow asked. Blaze then punched Shadow in the face throwing him back into the house and causing him to land on the sofa.
"Only Silver is allowed to give me puppy dog eyes."
Blaze and Silver then said their goodbyes and Blaze left. Silver then went back inside and sat down on the couch next to Shadow.
"You okay Shadow?" Silver asked.
"Yeah, I'm fine," Shadow said awkwardly, "Say Silver, since when have you had a twin?" he then passed out. Silver just threw his head back and sighed.