The Real Quatre Winner

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"May I have your attention please?

May I have your attention please?

Will the real Quatre Winner please stand up?

I repeat, will the real Quatre Winner please stand up?

. . . We're gonna have a problem here . . ."

Y'all act like you've never seen a blonde Arab before

Jaws all on the floor like when Relena just burst in the door

And started screamin' Hee~ro! worse than before

But what she really wants is for him to fuck her into the floor

It's the return of the. . "Ah, wait, no way, you're kidding,

Q didn't just say what I think he did, did he?"

And Dr. H said . . .

nothing you idiots!

Dr. J's dead! He's locked in my mansion! (Ha-ha!)

All the Arab girls love Blonde Arabs

(Vocal turntable: chigga, chigga, chigga)

"Little One I'm sick of him.

Look at him, walkin' around waving his innocent eyes,

Talkin' bout' pacifist ways.

Yeah but he's so cute though."

Yeah I got screwed by Trowa against the head bored loose,

but no worse than foolin' with test tubes in my parent's bedroom

Sometimes I want to get on Zero System and just let loose,

but can't but it' cool for Rashid to wear a toupee

Dorthy kicked my ass

Dorthy kicked my ass

And if I'm lucky Trowa will her ass in the grass

and that's the message I delivers to little kids

Cuz just cuz I look innocent don't mean shit

Of course they're gonna try to kill

By the time they hit fourth grade

They can watch Adult Swim, can't they?

We all fly big ass gundams

Well maybe not some

Since some of us don't got the guts

But if we can pilot in gundanium

And self-detonate like brainless bakas

Then there's no reason that me and Trowa can't elope

Right Trowa?

But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote

Heero wave your spandex shorts

Sing the chorus and it goes

I'm Quatre Winner, yes I'm Little One

Anyone ever call me that will have to face my loaded gun

So won't the real Quatre Winner

Please stand up

Please stand up, please stand up?

'Cause I'm Quatre Winner, yes I'm Little One

Anyone ever call me that will face my loaded gun

So won't the real Quatre Winner

Please stand up, please stand up?

The other Gundam pilots don't feel sorrow when they kill

Well I do, so fuck them and fuck you too

You think I give a damn about how I'm considered weak?

It's nice to say you're be remorseful

When seeing your own father die

"But Quatre, what if you go Wing Zero? Wouldn't you be strong?"

Yea, to others, but not Wufei smart alike ass!

So I'll let you make me sit here next to Treizie Khusears?

Shit, Lady Une better switch me sofas

So I could sit next to Cans and Tubarov

And kick their asses for giving Dorthy swords

Hell, even Doctors O, H, S, and J are pests at times

"Yea, but I think they're married to G, heehee."

I should get download on gundam and OZ news

And show how Wufei, Zechs, and Treize get screwed

Ahhh! I'm sick of all you reality shows, all you do is annoy me

So I, Little One, has been sent here to destroy you

And there's not an anime character alive who

Fucks like me

Wears pink shirts like me,

Has a 29 sisters like me

Walks, talks and fights like me

Have Maganac Corps like me

And it just might be the next stupidest thing but not quite me!

I'm Quatre Winner, yes I'm Little One

Anyone ever call me that will have to face my loaded gun

So won't the real Quatre Winner

Please stand up

Please stand up, please stand up?

'Cause I'm Quatre Winner, yes I'm Little One

Anyone ever call me that will face my loaded gun

So won't the real Quatre Winner

Please stand up, please stand up?

And every single person could be a Quatre Winner lurkin'

No one will ever to the Sanc Again after someone died after seeing Relena's opening

Or flying around in my Gundam Circling

Screaming shit like "We mustn't fight!" like a dumbass with the hatch open

And his Zero System in my gundam

So, will the real Quatre Winner

Please stand up?

And let me put one of my fingers up Trowa butt? (Trowa: *screams*)

And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control

And one more time, loud as you can, like Wing Zero?

I'm Quatre Winner, yes I'm Little One

Anyone ever call me that will have to face my loaded gun

So won't the real Quatre Winner

Please stand up

Please stand up, please stand up?

'Cause I'm Quatre Winner, yes I'm Little One

Anyone ever call me that will face my loaded gun

So won't the real Quatre Winner

Please stand up, please stand up?

Ha ha!

'Guess there's a some evil in all of us...

Fuck it...

Let's all go Zero...

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