Shiro: w00t! New story idea!
Saturos: This...does NOT sound good...
Shiro: It shouldn't. Now, for the disclaimer. Leon?
Leon: It wouldn't be so bad if you didn't call Picard 'Leon', but whatever...Shiro doesn't own Golden Sun, or any of it's respective characters/areas...he does, however, own the NAMES of Mohawk Man, TUSSK, Walking Forest Fire, and...well...he doesn't own the other good evil adept.
Shiro: Stop using bored marks!!! Oh yeah, I own the phrase 'bored marks'. ^_^ On with the story!!!
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Saturos: Oh, goody. A forest. You don't see too many of THOSE in Angara...
Menardi: Burnination?
Saturos: No, let Karst and Agatio do that...Karst... *contented sigh*
Menardi: Are you aware that's my SISTER you're fawning over?
Saturos: She's your sister? Wow, I would've thought she was too pretty to be YOUR sister...
Felix: Uhh, guys? Are you aware that you DIED about 3 months ago? Why am I still with you? Why can't I go to Imil and fall in love with Mia? *spontaneously regains control of his mind* HEY!!! SHIRO, QUIT USING ME FOR YOUR DEMENTED VERSION OF MUDSHIPPING!!!
Shiro: *from author space* Me, mudship? Why would I do something like that? Felix/Mia, eh? Now that I think of it, it IS mudshipping...hmm...thank you, Felix!!! *runs off screaming "PGBHVA FOREVER!!!"*
Saturos: Felix/Mia?! *snickers, then bursts out into uncontrolled evil laughter* BWAHAHAHAHA!!!
Agatio: AHEM!!! I've only been standing here listening to you three talk for 5 minutes!!!
Saturos: Oh, hey Agatio. Where's Karst?
Agatio: She's...somewhere. Where's Menardi?
Saturos: Right next to me. Why?
Agatio: She's my next target. I'm supposed to kill her and then you go all angsty and turn into some kind of superhero bent on defeating that guy from Zelda. You know, the one with the tights?
Saturos: You're supposed to kill Menardi? w00t!!!
Menardi: *muttering* Some friend...
Agatio: Nothing personal, but...you're dead. Bang. *fires a lot of psynergy at Menardi...unfortunately, it's all Mars*
Menardi: *standing there, unscathed, and looking slightly recharged* Was that supposed to hurt?
Agatio: WAAAH!!! NOBODY LOVES ME!!! *cries for a couple of minutes*
Karst: ...Why do I have to get stuck with the moron? Hey, stupid author person!!! Kill Menardi!!!
Shiro: *from author space* My my, aren't we lazy...fine. *scribbles on the Magical Author's Pen and suddenly Menardi falls on the ground face up with some wildflowers on her head*
Karst: Useless...
Shiro: Why? She's dead, isn't she?
Karst: Yes, but she's supposed to be face DOWN, so we don't have to look at her...
Shiro: Then cover her face with her hair.
Karst: Yet again, useless...
Saturos: I love you, Karst. Now that Menardi's dead, we can finally be together... *realization hits him that Menardi's dead and he begins singing* Ding, dong, the witch is dead, the wicked witch of the west is dead, ding dong, the wicked witch is dead...
Karst: I'd say I love you back, but then our USELESS author would turn this all sappy...we don't need TOO many sap fics...
Shiro: Oooooh...flameshipping...
Karst: NO!!!
Shiro: Useless...
Agatio: Hey, me and Felix are gonna be thinking up names, if you guys don't mind.
Felix: Saturos...how about...Mohawk Man?
Saturos: No way!!!
Agatio: Yeah, that sounds good!!! Mohawk Man and...Felix, what are you?
Shiro: Ooooh, he can be... *dramatic music begins to play* ..."The Uberspiffy Sidekick"!!! TUSSK for short.
Saturos: Mohawk Man is sounding more and more inviting...TUSSK...*snickers, then bursts into uncontrolled evil laughter* ...BWAHAHAHAHA!!!
Felix: Shiro, you die today. I swear to Judgment, you die today.
Shiro: Felix, you can't reach author space, so how about this. You be TUSSK, and I allow you to be exempt from Mia and Jenna's little scheme. Trust me, being part of their scheme is a fate worse than death.
Felix: So is being TUSSK!!!
Shiro: Hey, trust me, it could be worse.
Felix: TUSSK. Short for 'The Uberspiffy Sidekick'. Keyword - Sidekick. How could it be worse?
Shiro: Are you keen on running around in a pink miniskirt to fight the bad guys?
Felix: Fine, I'll do as you say...just make sure there's no miniskirt.
Shiro: Good uberspiffy sidekick. Agatio, you're the "Walking Forest Fire", and Karst, you're "The Karst".
Karst: The Karst...riiiiight...
Agatio: Sweet!!! I'm a walking forest fire!!! w00t!!!
Shiro: I got a plan...I'm gonna go eat lunch. Everyone get into character! *leaves*
Felix: Fine, costume time...
Saturos: *sees the red sleeveless shirt with the Mohawk symbol printed on it, loose black jeans, and the somewhat spiffy tennis shoes with his tag on it* w00t!!!
Agatio: *sees the blue, black, and navy camo halter with the baby backpack, tight black leather pants, and stiletto heels with a tag for Mia* Shiro, you put Mia's costume on the rack instead of mine!!!
Shiro: Agatio, just wear it, I'm too busy eating rice...oooh, Ed Edd and Eddy's on!!!
Agatio: I didn't just hear him say to WEAR this thing, did I? Doesn't he know that would be just a little uncomfortable?!
Saturos: Shiro, get back down here and give Agatio his costume!!! I KNOW you're listening to me!!!
Shiro: Whatever...Agatio, just think that Jenna would just LOVE to see you in something like that.
Agatio: Jenna? Where?! I can't let her see me in this!!!
Saturos: You're not wearing it right now, moron.
Felix: Stay.Away.From.My.Sister.Or.Die.
Karst: You didn't express one complete thought for all of those "sentences". Your english teacher would be ashamed of you.
Felix: Like she'd care... *sees a blue Uberspiffy(C) brand shirt with his logo on it and a black Uberspiffy(C) brand cloak and a black baggy pair of Uberspiffy(C) brand jeans with some white/blue Uberspiffy(C) brand tennis shoes* ...hey, that doesn't look half bad... *tries it on* ...oooh, the cape makes uberspiffy noises when you twirl it around!!!
Shiro: *gives him the 'duh' look* Dude, it's Uberspiffy(C) brand clothing. It's supposed to make uberspiffy noises.
Felix: You shut up.
Karst: Where's my costume?
Shiro: Is it not on the rack?
Karst: No.
Shiro: Hmm... *goes to visit the evil good adepts* *returns* ...Is Jenna's costume on the rack?
Karst: Yeah.
Shiro: Okay, I'll take that, and here's yours. *throws Karst's costume down* Alright, now, I guess you should try yours on, and then we'll have all of our characters!!!
Agatio: Excuse me, but you're telling me to wear a halter top and leather pants with high heels. Don't you feel just a little pang of conscience?
Shiro: Umm...nope. *Mia sneaks up on him* AACK!!! Mia, how long have you been there?!
Mia: You'd better feel some conscience, because you're going to feel pain if you don't trade out Agatio's costume for mine!!!
Shiro: Eeeep...now I see why Triad's afraid of you. Okay, here. Go change. *throws Mia her proper costume* *throws Agatio his*
Mia: *steps into the bathroom and changes* Hmm...did you mention Triad?
Shiro: Yeah.
Mia: He's overdue for some pain. Oh Triad...you need to update... *grins evilly*
Shiro: Sorry man...don't kill me...
Agatio: *changes into his gray sleeveless shirt, black jeans, and Immensely Spiffy Long Black Cloak* Uberspiffy.
Felix: That's my word. Hey, how come his cloak is Immensely Spiffy and mine's just Uberspiffy?
Shiro: Because I think Uberspiffy is more spiffy than Immensely Spiffy.
Felix: Real-ly...
Karst: *changes into her black t-shirt and skirt* My costume's overly plain...
Shiro: *scribbles something on the Magical Author's Pen(C) and Karst's costume changes into a midriff-length leather jacket, a white halter top, and black knee-length skirt (What? This has to stay relatively PG...)*
Karst: ^_^ Better. Don't get the wrong idea though, you're still useless.
Shiro: If you say so. Alright everyone, go to bed early tonight. Tomorrow the Evil Good Adepts will appear and sing some upbeat peppy songs if you sleep in.
Everyone else: o_O
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Alright, now I promise, this is the last appearance I'll make in the actual story for awhile, so no more of my talk for awhile...remember, flames are accepted, and more importantly, appreciated.
"I wanna heal; I wanna feel; what I thought was never real, I wanna let go of the pain I've felt so long...
Then mix all the pain till it's gone-
I wanna heal; I wanna feel; like I'm close to something real, I wanna find something I've wanted all along...somewhere I belong..."
~Somewhere I Belong (refrain), Linkin Park
Later!!!