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There are many spoilers in the fanfiction. Beware because you might be not happy about it. You have been warned!
Chapter One:
Once upon a time in a far land called England, there was a big and large vampire named Alucard. Ha ha ha HAAAAAAAAAAANNNNN SOLO DIES.
"GIR! Where's my blood tinted cupcake?" Zim yelled questioned loudly so Gir could hear.
"Ooooookkkkkeeeee!" Gir said. And then he ran into a dumpster and then jumped into it. He did this for his own pleasure.
"Who dare speak in my wayyyyyy." said a low raspy male hot voice in the distance. "You will die!"
Gir was being stupid. He threw up on Alucard which gladdened Alucard because the vomit was from the bloody cupcake.
"GIR! Where's my cupcake! Wait! What are you doing with that human worm baby?!" Zim cried out. He almost peed his panties.
Alucard hissed at Zim. "Is this a snake demon?!" Alucard said.
"No. I am the mighty Invader Zim. Feel my wrath human worm baby!"