Stephanie stared at the man who slowly stalked her into the alley "who are you she" yelled at him "what do you want. Is it money, you can have my wallet just please don't hurt me" he kept advancing step by step. each step making Stephanie take another step back. all the way to the back wall, and then from the hulking behemoth of a man came a voice that shook the ground and chilled Stephanie to the bone "why would I be interested in your wallet ITS ALREADY MINE". Stephanie screamed
Sporticus sat high above the city in his perch amongst the heavens, stroking his … lasagne. Ha bent down and snorted a line of protein powder of the console of his blimp. When suddenly he heard a scream from the city below… somehow. he snorted another line and black flipped down to the city streets, the scream had come from an alley he sprinted into it to see Stingy the swoll mother fucker climbing over the brick wall at the end of the alley with an unconscious Stephanie over his shoulder. "let the bitch go" Sporticus yelled at the hulking mountain of man. Stingy the swoll mother fucker looked over his shoulder and let out an animalistic bellow. He pulled himself over the wall and disappeared, Sporticus started sprint for the wall Stingy the swoll mother fucker had just climbed over and slammed into it face first. He took a step back jumped up caught the edge and pulled himself over. Stingy the swoll mother fucker was pulling the man hole cover off a sewer entrance, he chucked it at Sporticus who barely managed to jump and do the splits as it flew under him and smashed 10 centimetres into the wall. Sporticus landed and went straight into a sprint towards Stingy the swoll mother fucker, but Stingy the swoll mother fucker disappeared into the hole out of sight. Sporticus hesitated for a second before grabbing the ladder and giving chase. He got to the bottom of the ladder twenty seconds before Stingy the swoll mother fucker but that was the least of his worries as five thugs all armed with knives where waiting for him. One of them sprinted dead at him while another ran around to try to get behind him. Sporticus kicked the guy in front of him in the stomach and while he was bent over did a backflip off him knocking him over and landed behind the other thug who he kicked in the dick. the other three ran towards him, the left most thug screaming "EAT MY DICK YOU WHORE". Sportacunt grabbed the guy he kicked in the dick by the collar and threw him at the screaming thug. The dick guy slammed into screamy mc scream face's stomach knocking him over while Sportacunt clotheslined the other two. He ran over to screamy mc scream face and jumped in the air arms spread knees pulled to his chest and then extended his legs landing with both feet on screamy mc scream faces throat. Turned around and gave the three who were getting up and gave them all a kick to the head. He looked around for stingy the swoll mother fucker and noticed a large dark tunnel. "there" he exclaimed and sprinted off into the darkness. Holy shit he had been running for ten minutes and only now was he seeing the light at the end of the tunnel he sprinted into the room and instantly regretted it. lining the walls of the chamber were twenty thugs like the ones he had beat onto the spectrum only minutes before but these were all armed with… FIDGET SPINNERS (like biiiiiiiig FIDGET SPINNERS). There was a cat walk above the entire chamber there stood Stingy the swoll mother one moved, a door on the far end of the catwalk was opened and the only sound in the room was slow footsteps "Hello Sportaflop, didn't think I'd be seeing you here" Robbie spoke in the drawl of a high functioning aristocrat. "yeah cos ya gay" retorted Sportacunt, looking Robbie dead in the eye. Robbie let out a sigh of tedium "Sportaflop lefts not beat around in the bush, I can't have you interfering with what I have planned so would you kindly fuck off". Sportacunt kept his gaze locked with Robbie "nah m9 you have my whore". Robbie's expression darkened "Sportaflop I didn't want it to have to come to this but" he raised a fist and one of the guards steeped forward and chucked a large bag of protein powder onto the ground in front of Sportacunt, leave and its yours. Robbie walked back into the room he had come from and stingy followed. Sportacunt looked at the bag, should he take it?