A Trip to Moose World Gone Bad
Another day at the antique shop. "But Jackie I really want to go to Moose World." Jade said whining. "I told you Jade I just don't have the time to take you." Jackie said. "Well you don't have to take me I'll have Tohru take me I'm sure he will." Jade complained crossing her arms. "Tohru can't take you he has to go grocery shopping with uncle." Jackie said rolling his eyes. "Listen Jackie I need Moose World it's my life and If I don't go I just won't talk to you anymore, besides I'm sure uncle can find his way around a store." "Jade I'm sorry but the answer is no." Jade got up from her seat and went out of the room stomping.
"What's got you down Jade." Tohru said as he got up from his sitting position on the floor. "Oh it's Jackie he denied my request to go to moose world." Jade sat herself down at the kitchen table taking out the cereal. "Listen Jade do you really want to go I'm sure I can get uncle to go to the grocery store by himself, let's just say It'll get me away from uncles constant complaining." Tohru laughed at his remark. Jade also joined in. "Thanks T you don't know how much this means to me." Jade hopped up and embraced Tohru. "Now run along and get dressed, moose world opens in an hour and I'm sure you don't want to be late." Jade released Tohru and ran up the stairs towards her bedroom.
Later in a little place known as demon world. At the mutant pig farm. "A Shendu tell me why we went and bought a pig farm." Said the water demon otherwise known as Bai Tza. "A mutant pig farm my sister, a mutant pig farm." Shendu said smirking. " Listen dad I don't plan on living on a stupid pig.. Before Drago got to finish his dad interrupted him "Son it's a mutant pig farm not a pig farm, a mutant pig farm." He said to his son. "Alright a mutant pig farm, like I said I don't want to live here raising pigs. Drago was annoyed by how his father turned into a mutant pig lover. "As much as I hate agreeing with your punk of a son I'm going to have to agree with him on this one." Said the earth demon known as Dai Gui. "Hey what did you say about me you overgrown rock thing." Drago never cared for his uncles and aunts. "You heard me pipsqueak." Dai Gui said angrily. "When is dinner I'm starving, and if I don't eat soon I'm going to have to eat one of those plump, delicious, scrumpous, looking pigs over there." Said Po Kong the mountain demon. "Listen Po Kong my enormous fat sister I'm sure you can go a couple minutes without eating, we already ate ten minutes ago." Said Hsi Wu the sky demon. "Listen you mosquito if I don't eat soon I might just have to eat you for dinner." She grabbed Hsi Wu and crunched him with her fist. "Will you just go get your sister something to eat before she drives us crazy." Xiao Fung the wind demon said annoyed by his sister's complaining. "I say we should put her on a diet." Hsi Wu said flying towards their food storage facility. "You know that won't work last time we tried to do that she ate all the furniture." Tso Lan said as he floated near his brothers and sisters. "Where were you?" Tchangzu the thunder demon said suspicious that his brother was not near them. "I had a meeting with someone, why would it even matter to you." Tso Lan said annoyed. "You know what I just remembered that chan and how I hate him so much." Shendu said feeding his mutant pigs. "Don't we all my brother don't we all." Bai Tza said staring at her brother. "What are you doing?" she said "What does it look like I'm doing my pigs are hungry, and I'm feeding them." Shendu said finally finishing feeding his pigs. "So uncle Tso Lan what was that meeting all about." Drago said turning his head toward his uncle. "Oh just some geezer saying he can bring us back to the mortal world." He said. "WHAT so let me get this straight we as in us can go back to the filthy planet earth and once again try to reign terror to the pathetic humans." Drago said smirking. "Yes that's what he said I say we do it." Tso Lan said laughing. "We together can once and for all destroy the chans." Shendu said. All of the demons were laughing as if they won a victory.
"So brother where do we meet this guy." Dai Gui said "Well he said he'd be right around here." "Is that him?" Po Kong said pointing her fat finger towards the masked figure. "Yes I think that is him." Tso Lan said floating towards the man. "Are you and your brethren ready to go?" the masked figure said staring at the nine demons in front of him. "Yeah ready, so where do we go first?" Tso Lan said. "Yeah if you would just step through this here portal we will bring you to the destination that you want to go to." The man said stepping through the portal. "Hey this don't look like a place I want to be at." Said Xiao Fung. "Yeah why are stuck in these filthy glassy tubes." Hsi Wu said trying to get out but couldn't. "What is this some kind of joke?" Tchanzgu said furious with the masked man. "Well you wanted out and here you are your out, now let me tell you a little something, you are at a fair, moose world is what its called, and you are the freaks in my almighty freak show." Said the masked man. "Hey we are not freaks!" Drago said. "Well maybe they are but I'm not." Said Drago. Now how about you let me out of here and you can keep them." "Why you little twerp if we ever get out of here I'll be sure to badly beat you till you can't take anymore Drago. Dai Gui said angrily looking towards Drago. "Now Now know need to be aggressive with each other we don't want our freaks injured, oh and I will be your master Yuko Slavia." He said smirking at the demons. "Listen geezer I suggest you let us out right now we don't serve humans." Bai Tza said trying to break open her cage but couldn't. "You demons will never be able to get out of your cages I made them myself." Said the Yuko. "Let's just see how big of a hit you demons really are." He laughed and left the demons alone.