Thanksgiving to remember
Pairings: GigoxSoifon and some UraharaxYourichi
Disclaimer: bleach not mine
Note: Ok so I did start this fic but then had a sudden writer block so its been on hold. No flames please I know this fic is not that great!
Gigo was nervous about spending time with Soifon. He knew if any of the Arrancar found out that the reason why he hung out was to have an affair with the 2nd captain of the Soul Society. Barrigon would kill him for sure and he knew it so when it was Thanksgiving he made the excuse that he was going to check the battle area before the fight and hoped nobody would say anything.
Soifon was happy to see him and quickly ushered him inside before anyone saw them. Urahara and Yoruichi joining them made it a bit strange but luckly they did not say anything about it but more seem to approve of it. Soifon tried to put a hat on his head so it would cover most of the mask to avoid any strange looks Gigo might get when they get the turkey though some of it still stuck out a bit. Gigo did not like wearing the hat that looked like a jester hat but the best they could find. Still he made a fuss about it.
"I am not wearing that!"
"Why it looks cute on you"
"You are making fun of me"
"Stop being a big baby and just wear the damn thing!"
They headed to the store only to find almost all the Turkeys gone except one.
It was not till they got back the question
"Does anyone know how to cook?"
Nobody wanted to take the inners out of the bird of course Urahara decided to take charge of it and take it out.
"Yoruichi-san, I need you to spread the legs apart as wide as you can" (1)
Yoruichi, felt her face become red, "Did you have to say it like that?"
Urhara grinned and pulled out his fan, " My dear Yoruichi-san why would you suggest that?"
Soifon was starting to get annoyed, "Give me the damn bird I will stuff it"
Gigo backed away from her she is scary when mad!
By the time they got it in the oven they ended up trying to figure out how long do you put the bird in. The arguing went on to a point nobody noticed that Gigo pulled the turkey back out the oven. " I have an idea!" and used cero on the turkey. The others could only watch the turkey turn into a burnt crisp and fell into little ashes on the floor.
"Um……….oops!"
Soifon was shaking with anger "GIGO YOU IDIOT!"
Yoruichi went off to grab a box of mac&cheese as Soifon preceded in chasing Gigo around the room while Urahara watched with a amused look on his face. This was most definitely a Thanksgiving to remember.
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(1) yes I know that sounds dirty Friends reference there