The Unfinished Harry Potter/Gundam
Wing Chibi Crossover
by Mythica and Reka
This is a fanfic that Alexa and
I started writing on Tuesday. It features
the GW boys and Harry Potter
& Co. Enjoy or else!!!
~kiki and alexa
Open
on: Some isolated godforsaken patch of woods. Harry Potter is being
dragged into a clearing by
Dobby. Hermione, her nose buried in a gigantic
book entitled: Mind Controlling
Spells for the Dangerous and Those Who Want
to Be, is close at their
heels.
H: Dobby, why did you drag
us out here to this isolated godforsaken patch of
woods? And why did
you have to bring us here in the middle of Sesame Street?
They were about to sing
the Friendship Song!
D: Dobby wanted to show Harry
Potter something he saw, sir.
Hr: But what is it, Dobby?
D: Dobby saw a big thing,
a very big thing, sir. It was shiny and big and
it made sounds, Harry Potter
sir, big sounds. It went BOOM! And BANG! And
BOOM again! *Begins dancing
around the clearing screaming
BOOMBANGBOOMBANGBOOMBANG
and knocking himself on the head.*
H: (To Hermione) He's nuts.
(To Dobby) Hey tennis-ball eyes!!! Get your
toga-covered butt over here!
D: *Gasps and freezes in
place* Harry Potter said a bad word!! Harry Potter
is not supposed to say bad
words! Harry Potter said. . . butt'!!!! Bad Harry
Potter! *Unfreezes and runs
to a tree, begins banging his head on it* Bad
Dobby! Bad Dobby! Dobby
never insults Harry Potter!!!
H: Oi vay. He really is nuts.
Hr: Well, if you give me
some time in the library I could figure out how to
control his mind. . .
H: BUT YOU'VE GOT A HUGE
BOOK ON MIND CONTROL RIGHT HERE IN FRONT OF YOU!!!
Hr: But you see, this book
is only-
H: I DON'T CARE!! NOW WOULD
YOU HELP ME GET TOGA-BUTT UNDER CONTROL?!?
Hr: Okayokayokay. *Reluctantly
puts down book and looks at Dobby.* Try
stunning him.
H: Okay. *Pulls out wand*
Stupefy! *A line of blue light shoots out at
Dobby, hitting him in the
head. He freezes, then shakes his head and
continues dancing, now uttering
satanistic sounds.*
H: I guess that isn't enough
to stop a hyperactive tennis-ball brain.
Hr: Lets try it together.
Hr&H: STUPEFY!! *Dobby
goes rigid and collapses face down. His toga flies up
over his head and onto the
ground, leaving him wearing nothing but a pair of
socks, one sock has Omae
o korosu' written all over it, the other says Nani'
all over.*
H&Hr: AHHHHHHHH!!!
H: He's NAKED!
Hr: I'm too young to see
this!!! I'm only three!!!
H: Do we unfreeze him?
Hr: Don't even think it.
He might roll over. *They both shudder.*
Suddenly, the trees all around
them begin to fall over, and the ground
shakes.
H: What the hell?!?
Hr: Jeez, what do those Dursleys
teach you?!? My mommy would wash my mouth
with soap if I said that!!!
H: What ever, book-maggot.
Suddenly, four toddlers burst
out from the trees, screaming and running.
One has platinum blond hair
and is wearing khaki pants about 5 sizes big and
a shirt that's even bigger.
Another one has black hair pulled into a shiny
ponytail about as long as
his tiny, flat nose. The third has a braid twice
as long as his body, blowing
straight out behind him and dragging along
sticks, logs, a tree stump,
and other mucky stuff. The last one has bangs
covering half his face and
hanging to his knees, weighted down by
approximately four pounds
of hair gel. A large chalkboard is hanging around
his neck.