This is a oneshot that I came up with for my own amusement. I was hoping it would amuse you too so I posted it here. Enjoy!
Disclaimer: I do not own this series or its characters.
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"This is not a joke. It's a perfectly honest warning."
"I know."
"And you choose to ignore it anyway?"
"If people started to listen to what you say without first seeing what happens for themselves, what would happen to your business?"
"How rude you are, detective. You seem to imply that my business is causing people harm rather than keeping a shop."
"Isn't it?"
"How rude."
"You keep sayin' that- WOAH! HOLY CHRIST, WHAT IS THAT?!?"
"A chimera."
"What?"
"A chimera, I said. An animal that is created by mixing two or more species together."
"What the hell did you MIX to create THAT?"
"... I believe you would rather not know."
"RIGHT! Come on, just spit it out! You can't show me something like this and not tell what it is!"
"I didn't 'show this to you', detective. In fact, I told you to turn away."
"WHAT IS IT?!"
"This little one is a mix of a sea turtle, land slug, octopus and a cat."
"A cat."
"Yes, a cat."
"How did the cat end up on the list?
"Again, you would rather not know. I wasn't there when this chimera or it's parents were conceived, but I hear it was quite a sight."
"Eewww."
"... Are you alright? Detective?"
"This is so f***ing sick."
"Now, now. Language."
"Why does it breathe fire at times?"
"It has inherited a little dragon blood somewhere. I don't know how exactly."
"Dragon blood. Riiiight. I'm just gonna pretend this never happened."
"You can't say I didn't warn you."
"... Freak. I'm going home."
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