"Naruto?" Kakashi had been on his way to the book store to buy the newest Icha Icha Paradise Jiraiya just finished writing when he spotted Naruto rocking back and forth on a park bench. "What's wrong?"

"Ramen, SpongeBob, Lee and SpongeBob bedroom with ramen." Naruto said as he continued staring ahead staring straight ahead.

"Ramen? SpongeBob? What about Lee? Naruto tell me!" Kakashi said utterly confused.

"Naked Guy" Naruto said trembling.

"Who was the naked guy? Lee?" Kakashi wasn't surprised, he had always suspected that Lee was gay, but he wasn't sure after he asked Sakura out.

"Guy"

"Yes, a guy, what was his name?" Kakashi had to know who this other man was, he prided in being the leaf village's biggest gossip queen.

"Guy" Naruto said tears forming as the searing memory of Guy's naked body next to Lee's came to mind. He shook his head, cramming his eyes shut trying to shake away the mental picture. He would be scarred for life.

"Yes the guy" Kakashi said trying to coax out a name, he was getting frustrated.

"Guy"

"Naruto what was the man's name!?" Kakashi yelled angrily grabbing Naruto.

"It was Guy!" Naruto screamed jumping up from the bench frantically shaking Kakashi's shoulders.

Kakashi stared, his visible eye blank, little did Naruto know that at that very moment the copy nin was envisioning the scene Naruto described, Guy and Lee together and, and doing things together that two men should never do together, well at least those two specific men. "Lee and Guy"

Naruto nodded unwillingly replaying the scene once again in his mind. He shuddered and looked at Kakashi, "Sensei?!" Kakashi now sat in the feetle position on the bench rocking back and forth, back and forth.

"Lee and Guy" he murmured then stood up shakily. "I just don't believe it Naruto, I don't believe it."

"WHAT?! You don't believe it? Well believe it sensei! Believe it!" Naruto shouted furiously. He stood straight up and took off down the street.

"Naruto!" Kakashi called "Where are you going?!"

Naruto turned, "Lee's place! Believe it!"

Lee watched Guy's well toned behind as he made his way out of the bedroom. Guy looked over his shoulder and caught Lee staring. He blushed at being caught but Guy just winked.

"Well Youthful Lee come on let's eat that ramen" Lee smiled in return and got up to join his new found lover.

"What are you waiting for" Guy called from the kitchen "Hey our ramen is gone! Oh well Lee get your cute little youthful butt in here and help me make more youtful ramen." But as Lee entered the kitchen he heard a door open and footsteps. He and Guy both turned completely forgetting that they were naked.

"Holy-I'm blind! Jesus Guy put some clothes on!" Kakshi cried as he walked into Lee's kitchen seeing the two. He ran into the bathroom.

"AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Naruto screamed and ran away. Lee and Guy quickly got dressed and walked embarassedly out of the bedroom to see a pale Kakashi.

"Now my rival" Guy said before Kakashi could begin "You must understand my youthfully handsome lotus and I have just found the most youthfu-"

"Guy!!!" Kakashi screamed covering his ears, "Just please never talk to me about it again and it will be fine. Jeeze, if Naruto wasn't scarred before he sure is now."

Meanwhile back at the park bench.

"Find my happy place. Happy place. My happy place. Find my happy place."