Note: Ok this is an idea a friend of mine gave me, he said, "why don't you make Chuck Norris jokes with Naruto stuff?" so here are a few of them if you like send me some by pm and I can post in next time giving you full credit
There are only three things that can kill the black Amaterasu flame, the Uchiha who cast it, a powerful seal or Chuck Norris peeing on it.
Chuck Norris can remove a Demon from its host with out killing the Jinchuriki; it's too bad chuck Norris never leaves survivors.
Uchiha Itachi once had a staring contest with Chuck Norris, and Itachi's eyes began to bleed.
Chuck Norris can survive the Reaper Death seal. The Shinigami swallowed him once, not has one hell of a hole in his gut.