One day, Monterey Jack was bored. So he decided to create the world. He created the Earth out of 100% Swiss cheese and planted plants in half of holes and they grew big and strong, but they soon began to wilt because there was no water around so Monterey Jack watered the plants and filled the remaining holes with water to ensure that the plants always had water. Then he created the sun so the plants could eat and grow even bigger and stronger. Monterey Jack thought for a moment, then took a big cheese and threw it into the sky so that it would become the moon and shine in the night because sun needed to sleep too. Unfortunately, the moon cheese broke apart and became stars all over the sky, though the biggest piece of moon cheese got to its destination in the sky and started its reign as Moon the First. Then Monterey Jack decided to create animals. He made them from mozzarella with garlic. He tasted one and decided that it was the most pleasant taste his mouth has ever felt. So he decided to let them inhabit the Earth and let them reproduce as much as they can so he can taste their descendants. The animals inhabited the earth like a boss and Monterey Jack decided that he's going to make humans because he wanted to share this wonderful taste with someone. So he sliced a cheese in two and got a guy and a girl. They were both rainbow, but they could also be white, yellow, black, blue and green because Monterey Jack wanted to give them an ability to shape shift. Alas, thanks to all that inbreeding, it was lost forever. Back to the story, Monterey Jack gifted them genitals so they could breed like rabbits. And the dude asked "can we make babies with you" "No", said Monterey Jack, because their anatomies were incompatible. So the guy and the chick made 10, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000 babies but there were too many of them and so almost everyone died of carbon dioxide overdose and the survivors had to make incestuous babies together. That's how the dinosaurs died out.