Me: heyyy guys~! omg, it's time to play truth or dare! everyone ready? :D
Aoba: yeah, I guess, let's give it a shot :)
Clear: yessss~! I love to play with master!
Aoba: haha, I told you not to call me master, baka.
Clear: *Loki voice* I DO WHAT I WANT
Me: lolol you guys are so funny!~
Mink:... why the fuck am I here.
Me: to play a game, silly~!
Mink: can I just butt fuck Aoba violently, that's all I want in life.
Me: lol, later ;)
Mink: fuck you.
Me: don't you mean, fuck Aoba ;D
Mink:...
Koujaku: hey, don't butt fuck my wittle baby boy 3
Aoba: …gosh, Koujaku, ur not my mom!
Koujaku: aww, don't be shy sweetie 3
Me: Koujaku, tone it the fuck down, you are SO out of character.
Koujaku:...I know. But don't blame me. You're the one who doesn't know how to Koujaku.
Me: I haven't played your route in forever okay :( Anyway, where's Noiz?
Aoba: he went back to Germany because he's a little butthole
Me: GOD DAMMIT.
Germany: hello everyone, I have brought you a Noiz *dumps him in Aoba's lap*
Noiz: fuck. I thought I was safe from this idiotic game *sad face*
Germany: instead of saying "sad face" why didn't you just do an emoticon, baka.
Noiz:... fuck off.
Koujaku: now now, boys, don't fight hunny buns :(
Me: ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
ANDIE: i think a mosquito just bit me :(
Me: anyway guys, we should get back to the game, ugh.
Germany: well I'm leaving you guys are all pussies lolol *flies away like a doitsu*
Me: lol Germany is so funny~! ~~~!~ so who wants to start!
Mink: i smell like cinnamon.
Me:... nobody cares douchebag
Mink: sad face
Me: aww, I'm sorry I forgot how sensitive you are :(
Mink: *cries tears made of rainbows and homos*
Me: Mink shut the fuck up
Noiz: thank fuck thats over now lets get this sh*t ovet with!
Aoba: gasp language u brat baka shota bitch boy
Noiz: the fuck did you fucking say to me you little bitch? Ill have you know i fight with rabbits in tHE MARINES
Koujaku: now now boys wATCH YOUR FUCKIN LANGUAGE and lets start this shall we?
Clear: I wanna go fiiiiiirst!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~! 3
Mink: *still crying rainbow tears*
Me: Mink, seriously. Shut up or get out mother fucker. NOW START UGH THIS IS TAKING FOREVER WTF
Clear: okidoki~~~! Master, truth or dare?! :3
Aoba: ^^" um, truth I guess (sounds pretty safe, he thought to himself)
Clear: how did you feel when Mink violently raped you in the butt multiple times?~~~~ :3
Aoba: dude, what the fuck. that knowledge is privy to only me and my therapist.
Ren: *deep dog voice* I am his therapist.
Everyone: oh.
Me: lol, that one was funny!~~~~ Alright, Aoba it's your turn! :D
Aoba: whatever. Koujaku, truth or dare?
Koujaku: dare, I'm feeling feisty ;)
Me: woah there friend, you might wanna slow down
Aoba: wow, that's a turnaround from your mood earlier gosh. *giggles like a school girl* I dare you to...
Trip: hi i heard there were homos so i came
Me: yay!~~~! the more the merrier :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD DDDDDDDDDDDD
Aoba: I waSNT FINISHED YET! aHEM koujaku, my childhood friend who fucked my butthole, i dare you to eat a spoonful of wasabi paste 3 ^o^
Me: lolololololololololololololololololololol that is such a good dare omg I wish I had thought of that!~~~!~~~~~! lolololololololol
Koujaku: omg no ill, like, die DDDD:
Clear: *mumbles* good riddance then I can have Aoba's butthole all to myself (ʘ‿ʘ✿)
Noiz: I heard that. no i will have his butt it will be mine
Mink: *stopped crying gay homo tears* but i want his butt
Aoba: no not my kawaii booty~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~!~~~~~~~~~~~~!~
Me: lol desu~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Ren: omfg you guys letz just get the dare ovr w/ like totes.
Me: ...dafuq happened to you O.O
Ren: ;)
Me...whatever. Koujaku, eat your fucking wasabi paste.
Koujaku: *frowny face* aww okay :( *eats spoonful of wasabi paste and then dies*
Everyone else: oh.
Me: Well, that takes care of Koujaku. anyway guys! send in your truth or dares oki?!~~~~?!~~~?~?~?!~?~?~?~~~~~?!~