I wrote this for my dear AuroraRose12, I hope you like it hon
Ways To Annoy Sweeney Todd
1) Make fun of his name, constantly
2) Talk like Jack Sparrow whenever you're around him
3) Scream for rum constantly
4) Tease him about singing off key in the middle of his numbers
5) Pawn his razorblades and then use the money to fill his shop with pink flowers
6) Claim Mrs. Lovett did it
7) Tell him too much revenge plotting will give him grey hairs
8) Always interrupt his killing by loudly entering his shop at random moments
9) Inform him that Anthony is in love with his daughter
10) Give him a hair cut, a really bad one
11) Tell him he can always re-grow it with "Pirelli's Miracle Hair-Growth Elixir"
12) Make him wear pink
13) Have him repair all of your household items since he rigged that chair so darn fast
14) Ask him to sing nothing but pirate tunes non stop
15) Laugh at the part where he eyes Anthony up and down, you know he wants him
16) Force him to actually eat an entire Lovett's Meat Pie
17) Tell him he needs to find fatter customers
18) Scream "Cockroach" and smack him on the back of the head rapidity
19) Give him a manicure for those freaky nails
20) Get him a job at Supercuts
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Hope you all enjoyed it