Most of us readers know what happened in regards to Xigbar's eye. However, a lot of the Organisation members don't. In fact, most of them don't. (It's not exactly something you want to spread, is it?) Ever since people have been asking 'bout the patch, Xigbar (and Braig) changes his story. Here is a list of every story he's come up with so far. (in no particular order)
Xigbar, how did you get that eyepatch?
1) The same way Jack Sparrow lost his. I won it in a poker game
2) Ever wondered why Saix gets bitchy every month? Yeah, I asked him.
3) I tried to flirt with Larxene... I was drunk.
4) I sold my eye to the devil so he'd defeat the fourth Riku for me in Kingdom Hearts: Chain of Memories.
5) I got it from some soldiers, in case the Silence were to attack the Castle. Someone's gotta be prepared.
6) I saw a hot girl, and my eyes popped right out of my skull, like in cartoons. Then some bastard with a chainsaw cut one of them off.
7) I was forced into watching Twilight, so I decided to claw my eyes out. I only got one out before the power was cut.
8) I battled Chuck Norris. Needless to say, I kicked his ass, but he took my eye with him
9) It's the source of my power. and now I'll have to kill you.
10) I still wonder about that...
11) Eyepatch? What eyepatch? I didn't have an eyepatch when I woke up this morning!
12) Met some yaoi fangirls, told them I wasn't gay. They weren't happy.
13) When I first got my Arrowguns, I thought it'd be fun to shoot them around the room a bit. And I shot myself
14) I was born with it on. Baffled doctors to no end
15) My eye was eaten by a zebra... totally legit.
16) Moogles took my eye in the middle of the night and sold it on the black market.
17) Some kid called Neville Longbottom tried to magic me lunch after I saved him from Heartless. He shrunk my eye, somehow.
18) I tried to give Axel a haircut. Damn Hedgehog
19) I insulted Zexion's weapon. Next thing I remember, I'm in a dress, some woman is preparing me to go dance on stage, and I have an eyepatch that is irremovable.
20) I used to smoke, Vexen thought it was unheathly. So he stuck the flaming end in my eye.
21) Luxord won my eye in poker. Don't play poker with Luxord, or you too will be missing vital organs and limbs
22) No matter what he, anyone else, or even Square Enix says, Demyx is dangerous! (this was immediately regarded as the least believable story)
23) I stabbed myself with a pickle. The evil it was soaked in disintergrated my eye.
24) my eye was thirsty so I gave it coffee. Last time I EVER do drugs.
25) Axel tried to give me a haircut
26) Yoshi ate my eye while I was on a mission in the Super Mario World.
27) I woke up on the beach in the movie 'Inception'. I didn't get into an epic battle, but I did get sand in my eye.
28) I won a game of Guitar Hero against Larxene. She was so upset... you can guess the rest.
A/N: Yeah, it's not that great, but it's a Plot Bunny that's been living in my head, and then in an old notebook, for the last few weeks. I wanted to get it out.