This is based off a game me and my friend played once. It was pretty epic.

"This is it! I've had enough of your fighting you two!" Zeus yelled thunderbolts going everywhere. "If you two can't get along after me separating you for 2 millennia then I don't know what I should do!"

Ares and Athena, tied to chairs back to back, scowled at their father. "You know this is cruel and unusual punishment and I could have you arrested in the US!" Athena yelled.

"And I could send you to a terrorist convention and have you blown up!" Ares yelled.

"That's DUMB, Ares!" Athena scoffed, "Everyone knows terrorists can't have conventions! They'd be spotted too easily."

"Yeah? Well, your idea wasn't that great either Athena!" He yelled.

"QUIET!" Zeus yelled. "You know what? You need a punishment. I think that as of tomorrow you will be sent to Camp Half Blood to work with Dionysus as counselors.

"That is even MORE cruel and unusual! Dad you can't do this!" Athena whined.

"Silence. Your punishment begins tomorrow. Go pack." Zeus snapped their ropes undone and sent them of to gather their few belongings.

"Hahaha, I always knew this would happen!" Dionysus laughed.

"Shut up Dionysus. This is bad enough without your constant mocking." Ares scowled.

"Anyways, Athena you'll be in charge of all the demi-gods with goddesses as parents, Ares you get the demi-gods with gods as parents. You can't tell any of the kids you're their parents though. That just freaks them out."

"Fine." Athena muttered. She grabbed Ares' hand and dragged him off towards the campers.

"Hi, I'm Miss A your new counselor. Things won't be any different except that I'll be in charge now, and instead of reporting directly to Mr. D you report to me. Got it?"

All the kids responded by nodding their heads dazedly, not really caring.

"I have a question. You know the other counselor? Well… I was just wondering…. That if your Miss A… He's Mr. A… Are you married?"

Athena choked on the water she was drinking. "Us? Married? Yeah, right! Who's your godly parent?"

"Um… Aphrodite…"

"That explains it…" Athena held her head up to the sky and cursed loudly in Greek. "This is funny Aphrodite! Cut it out!"

THE END

I know the ending kind of sucks but I thought the concept was worth typing up.